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Try typing “dirty” followed by your first name into urban dictionary and see what....ummm...acts are named after you.
Warning. You probably won’t be able to post the results here.
My first name is Scott if your name doesn’t yield any results.
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Mine was ... um ... unprintable, so I tried a few others here: "Dirty Kent" is a bit ... specific. I wonder if he knows?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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I'm just happy we have no Sanchez among the regulars.
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Well, ummm...  "John" has connotations anyway.
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I came out of it, unscathed - first name 'Steve', which you probably could have guessed:
A mixed drink: Ginger ale, Bombay blue sapphire gin, cherry juice.
'Harry' is safe too.
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That’s the “top definition” keep scrolling down to see more.
Some of the definitions of Steve are beyond even soapbox material
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Warning: If you come to Norway, in particular if your last name is Cook, you should rather use your full first name (which I assume is Stephen or something similar). "Steve" is pronounced like the Norwegian word for "stiff" (stiv), and "Cook" is pronounced like a Norwegian slang term for Cook with a single o.
Even if your last name is not Cook, you might receive some funny look if you introduce yourself as: Hi, I am stiff!
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Just a tip: Don't do it while lunch break or after eating something if you don't have a very resistant stomach 
Pompey 3 wrote: My first name is Scott if your name doesn’t yield any results.
Dirty Mike is a good competitor, didn't compare though
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Not going there...
...Ok, I went there, ugh!
No further comment!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Can we reformat and reinstall 2020 as it seems to have a virus?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Calling customer support sure didn't help!
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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Maybe you should vent sooner rather than saving your ventilator.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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This 2020's all to good at it's own version of BSOD.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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If we do that can we take it all the way back to before Windows 10 was installed?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Absolutely the last time I buy a year made in China! 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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don't worry, there will be a new release in 2021.
... until then you have to admit the icon's a'int that bad. "2020" clearly that's good vision.
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, people
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2020?
What do you think the "19" in COVID-19 stands for?
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I guess it indicates the quality: It is a prime virus.
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A client wants some reporting stuff automation.
The problem... The reporting tool of their ERP system is over 15 years old 
The supplier has since switched to a new format and I had to get a report viewer from... Somewhere 
It's not really a problem for me though, the whole report is XML which is decent enough (as decent as XML gets anyway).
The real problem is within the report content... Pascal Script! 
Actually printing a report is going to be nice, their SDK for this version is only available in... Delphi
Someone else is doing the Delphi, luckily 
I didn't think I was old enough to ever witness Pascal, even if it's just its unholy script spawn.
Pascal Script looks a lot like PL/SQL and thus burns mine eyes!
I've already ordered a set of dark robes to perform my (now) nightly programming rituals.
A question for the initiated, do I need a cauldron? 
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You need a cauldron full of your favourite poison, to (a) take away the bad taste, and (b) make you forget...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Come on old man! Get with the 21st century - you need an iCauldron XI Pro!
Sure, it's hardware incompatible with Fire 1.0 and Water 2.3, but you'll get used to the (proprietary) iMagic iInterface!
And we promise* not to slow it down when we release a new version next month!
* Unless there is money in it for us
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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