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You're welcome![^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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This could turn into a pundemic!
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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I don't know. Last year, I entered the local newspaper's pun contest.
I sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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You haven't been reading the Lounge enough. It's already a pandemic.
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Looking at this fine bunch, I think I'd rather take my chances with the virus.
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Walked into a liquor store yesterday and asked the cashier if they had any cases of Corona there.
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Peggy Lee - You Give Me Fever[^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I thought of that, but figured it was a little off message! 
How about Bette Midler - From A Distance[^]
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Or MC Hammer - Can't Touch This![^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Bob Dylan - The cough song
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Dunno why, but it made me think of this classic movie[^] moment... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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If it's Corona-related tunes you want, the No Agenda podcast has had Corona-related end-of-show mixes for weeks now.
And no, I can't find a page that lists them all. Typically the end-of-show mixes start at 5-6 minutes before the end.
Note that these are listener-produced and submitted...and sometimes sung by people who have no business singing. But some of the lyrics are quite brilliant.
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My Corana (Sharona) The Knack 1975
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That made me laugh more than it should have!
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Coronavirus Rhapsody[^] (You may need to be a Facebook member to view this; if anyone knows a non-FB version of the video please let me know!)
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The drug dealers, burglars, hookers, and muggers whose income stream has dried up completely, unless they deliberately expose themselves to potentially infected clients ...
Mind you, drunk driving should drop like a stone with no bars open!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
modified 26-Mar-20 2:58am.
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This whole thing has proven the phrase "there's always a golden lining" multiple times.
But that doesn't mean we shouldn't make every effort to make it go away as quickly as possible.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I don't think any drug addict will bother about Corona - after all they don't bother about the drugs they're taking either... 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Exactly. Some of the groups OG mentioned do what they do as a matter of survival.
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