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Did the bread loaf isolate himself because he had a crumbling social life?
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Let's toast the fellow - it's the yeast we could do for him !
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Nah, it is because of The Government.
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Yeast infection?
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
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Everyone thought he was just a crusty PITA, but it turns out he just had a very rye sense of humor.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Just mind you don't call it "the yeastern disease".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The Bread Loaves both had to isolate themselves - he because all of his jokes were stale, and she because of a loaf in her oven.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Were they closely related? I suspect their offspring was in-bread.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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it's fame peaked so long ago
... ever since the bread sliced itself it's never managed anything better.
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, people
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no, it had a close encounter with Meat Loaf singing: [^]
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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Or was it because of how the cookie crumbled.
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Same here. Quebec recently announced closure of all non-essential retailers. On the list of the essential were liquor stores and cannabis(!!). We've only had legal cannabis for recreational use for about 18 months, so how its got to essential in that time is open to speculation.
Keep Calm and Carry On
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I'd guess that someone in the government considered what his life would be like indoors for weeks with no dope ... 
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k5054 wrote: On the list of the essential were liquor stores and cannabis
The natives getting restless is always a concern for any government. Keep 'em entertained, drunk and mellow and you solve a lot of problems.
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The liquor stores have to remain open for the lucrative tax revenue. Closing them would also inundate hospitals with alcoholics suffering withdrawal, which can be life threatening.
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Greg Utas wrote: Closing them would also inundate hospitals with alcoholics suffering withdrawal, which can be life threatening.
Sad but true...
They are just picking the lesser bad
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Inundating the hospitals with alcoholics could get them their Corona fix.
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At least, the pot will keep them calm, but the alcohol may stir up their anger
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Maintaining the government's revenue stream is essential.
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I've still got the terrible habit (picked up in Brummidgehum) of calling them "outdoors", so be careful: I'm a carry-out-er!
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It is certainly helping me - just a couple of pints at the end of the day - life is strange enough at the moment without having to stop drinking
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Two major flavors of OS to use on a PC and they both come with stupid issues that cause major problems.
*sigh* I'll probably have to run win10 as my primary OS next time as my $600 MIDI controller is a paperweight in linux, and my VM software can't fully preserve the MIDI connection over USB from the host machine for some reason
Due to that, and some hardware issues - my wifi dongle mysteriously won't work with ubuntu this time, though it worked with the same exact OS and version last time i installed it, and a well earned lack of trust in ubuntu's grub installation, particularly where my shiny new NVMe system drive will be concerned, I can't justify using it. Linux is kind of a toy, mainly due to lack of software and hardware support, but also because of general awkwardness - you can tell it was designed by a million different hands. "What's so bad about that?" Imagine a piece of furniture built that way. I'd use MINT but I've had similar issues.
And Windows is a total horrorshow when it blows up. I've managed to, through custom install settings and tweaking after the fact, got it to stop sending massive amounts of information back to microsoft, but disabling the spyware "feature" of the OS is just part of the problem. Sometimes it just randomly fails. I had Visual studio blow up my entire windows installation but only where one visual studio feature was concerned (reinstalling VS and even moving to a new version of VS didn't fix it) to where I couldn't make VSIX packages anymore. Random nonsense like that. It's infuriating. That and eventually it gets slow enough to be hateful no matter what you do. Registry bloat is the most likely culprit, but series of service packs and patches can't help.
What I wouldn't give for a nice, stable, OS without all the garbage, that just worked, and was close looped dev enough that it all worked together consistently, and supported my hardware.
Is it really too much to ask?
Real programmers use butterflies
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iOS?
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