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OriginalGriff wrote: No doubt they will charge you a "reasonable" handling fee for "milking" the cow
Why bother, when it's really easy to fake it.
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This is a new kind of stupid!
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
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Indeed, how about we call it STUPID-19. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
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Gives a new meaning to "taking the piss"...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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One more point scored by Einstein: there is no limit to stupidity.
Once you think you have observed something unbeatable stick around for a while and it will be beaten hands down. 
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A weird counterpoint. I remember seeing, many a year ago, and African tribe of cattle herders. There was very little water in their area.
They used cow urine for washing, bathing, etc. Essentially, it's apparently sterile (so long as your nose doesn't work at all).
And, going down a different rabbit hole:
Former Prime Minister of India, Morarji Desai, touted drinking one's own urine. I watch him, live on a show "60 Minutes" telling that to the obviously uncomfortable Mike Wallace, a veteran reporter/interviewer.
At least this thread cannot be described as a piss-poor thread.
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Nice one. Dredd doesn't get better than this.
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You can download without verifying the account, so it doesn't need to be a "working" email - though they accept Mailinator addresses anyway.
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The AFL was one of the last sports to cancel/postpone the season. The rumour is that americans, desperate for any sport to watch were tuned in to the AFL. As we struggle with the concepts of US football (gridiron I think) they must have been flabbergasted if the were watching AFL.
No armor, no helmets, they tackle but not above the shoulder. Ankle tapping is not allowed, imagine tripping a 2 metre athlete in full flight. Not allowed to run more than 15 paces, no offside and they kick the dammed ball ALL the time, oh and no stoppages after every play.
What a fantastic sport to watch.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
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I'm only telling inside jokes.
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That should help keep a roof over your head.
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I wouldn't give up your day job just yet though.
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Get your coat and get out!
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Just a heads up The Ministry of Defence have been told to be on standby for complete UK lockdown as of Monday evening at 6pm... No one is to leave their home's unless you work in Front Line Retail or the NHS...
I heard this directly from my neighbour Trigger who is best friends with a guy called Boycey. Boycey knows a guy named Del who drinks down the pub with his uncle Albert. Albert was in the Navy during the war so knows his stuff.
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Pompey 3 wrote: I heard this directly from my neighbour Trigger who is best friends with a guy called Boycey. Boycey knows a guy named Del who drinks down the pub with his uncle Albert. Albert was in the Navy during the war so knows his stuff.
Joke what you want, but this is like waiting in a traffic light. All people wait to get green to cross the street, but once a first person crosses in red light, many of the others will follow.
What you describe is already happening in Italy and Spain, where police cars with "Please stay at home" and already arresting people in the streets that shouldn't be there. It would not be that "impossible to think" that it gets instaurated there too
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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... except all the pubs are shut now, and for the foreseeable future.
You'd have a better chance of getting that conspiracy theory going on FarceBok, or Reddit ... They are generally more gullible.
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OriginalGriff wrote: ... except all the pubs are shut now, and for the foreseeable future.
Until this time next year, maybe?
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Could be, I don't think anyone has any idea how long this could last.
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OriginalRodney must not have watched it.
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Did you even read the whole post
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Yeah, but I can't stand fools or horses gladly ...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I can't stand fools or horses
What did Hercules ever do to you?
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