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These persons ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) 's would fall under the category of "Candidates for Justifiable Homicide".
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Rope, tree, patent troll. Some assembly required.
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Agreed. Once assembly has been completed, mount the head(s) on a pike outside the castle walls as a warning to others.
Oh, and make sure the pikes are only two feet tall. That way, their top can be pissed on as people walk by.
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I was in Walmart yesterday and asked a worker where I could find the nuts.
He said: "They're in the toilet paper aisle"
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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I was in the bird watching club yesterday, asked where I could find the loons - and got the same answer!
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Otherwise they would have called it the Short Story Corona Virus!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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I was worried it would give me a ring around my belly button, until I realised I'd misread, and it's not navel corona virus.
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I am imagining how you might look like with a corona around your waist, navel level - even though I have no idea about how you look without it.
The usual location of a corona is above your head. If you search in religious litterature, you will find a lot of paintings illustrating it. I cannot remember having seen any painting of religious heroes with a corona around their waist. Maybe you could find some epicureans - but I doubt that they would represent any sort of holy persons. Well, maybe... I am not that much into Greek history.
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let rec nut n = nut
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Linky brokey (the "open in a new tab" caret links to self -- it should be: not nuts![^]
(Copy the URL to your clipboard, select the text for the link in your message, and hit Ctrl+V).
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Not available in my country.
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I had to use a VPN myself, but you haven't missed anything interesting.
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Updated - thanks. I used to just paste a link and hit the [^] button and it would automatically create the html around it. That doesn't seem to work anymore. So when I paste a link how to I get the open in new tab to attach?
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It happens automatically, usually.
It's a handy thing, but it may have occasional glitches*, now and then -- CP has 14,477,008 members (and counting), so it took 35 years to come to agreement on how it should work, but only three years to implement to the satisfaction of a simple majority.
* Which usually go away after the (windows) computer is rebooted, so it may not be CP's fault.
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Bacon Balls.
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I received my census code in the mail today (to fill it out online.) On the envelope it says that a response is required by law. Interesting.
I see a lot of people on here that are concerned about privacy issues. Just curious how you will treat the census. Will you fill it out? Will you put in accurate data?
I filled it out. It didn't take long.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I do, and honestly because it's been a valuable source of historical information and it's worth keeping it going, I think.
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The last to census' I was blessed with "the long form" - and it's rather intrusive. It took a while to fill out. It was an invasion of privacy - but actually NOT my right as a US citizen to ignore: it's a constitutional imperative. Aside from being illegal, ignoring it is, in the aggregate, a loss to one's community at all levels. Population based resources will be short-changed due to your not being counted.
Fill out the wrong information? In this case, to what end? I've thoroughly scrambled my on-line identity. Only financial institutions have the correct information on things (again, by law). Even the 'special questions' are not answered with real personal info, but with a systematic code that can be deduced from each site so memory isn't a problem.
In practical terms, even without my cooperation, I doubt they'd ask for something Google didn't already know
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: I doubt they'd ask for something Google didn't already know
And if they didn't, add in FarceBok & LumpedIn and you probably cover pretty much everything else.
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I have a very, very good friend who works in the Bureau of Statistics back home. They don't give two hoots about you personally (no offense intended) but they need to see the trends. Canada removed the long form a couple of years ago and is now paying the price of trying to pilot the ship half blind. It's been a case study in Australia as to what not to do.
W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: Aside from being illegal, ignoring it is, in the aggregate, a loss to one's community at all levels. Population based resources will be short-changed due to your not being counted
Amen. So, so important. Annoying, sure. Misguided, sometimes. But without a doubt incredibly important.
W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: In practical terms, even without my cooperation, I doubt they'd ask for something Google didn't already know
Not to even get started on what your credit card company knows about you.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: Canada removed the long form a couple of years ago and is now paying the price of trying to pilot the ship half blind
I think this ship being piloted half-blind has more to do with the politicians we (repeatedly) elect than the removal of the long form census.
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The census is authorized in the Constitution, which makes it one of the few things that the federal government does that is actually authorized.
For the purposes of the Constitution, the census could be satisfied (if memory serves) by two questions:
- How many people live here?
- How many are legally eligible to vote?
All the rest is none of their business. But most give government a pass even when it does things that would land others in prison, so the census is rather lame by comparison.
If I received the long form, it would go into the shredder unless my humor was in fine form, in which case I'd have a lot of fun.
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While the guv'mint is required to do the census, no individual is required to participate.
And, most likely, for anyone who is "missed" there is another who gets counted twice. I know my little sister was counted twice in 1990, but that's good, she's a nice person.
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