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Thank you - I'm here all... well I don't exactly know how long I'm gonna be here! 
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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I had to look that up!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Which interpretation did you settle upon? The Norse one?
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"Free the whales"? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I was more thinking of the Norse verb "á fokka", which means to make rythmical thrusts.
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Member 7989122 wrote: Is is OK to answer all telephone calls with an initial couch?
Sofa now I'd suggest just sitting on them.
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Personally, I'm not easily shocked, so be my guest and joke all you want 
Whether I find it funny is something else entirely.
For example,
Member 7989122 wrote: Can you clear your throat on subway, making a muttered comment about "it is just in my chest"?
Not funny.
Member 7989122 wrote: Can you make parodies on statements made by political leaders?
I think no one does that better than politicians themselves.
Member 7989122 wrote: Can you make generic jokes like "Good thing we will have less ...... when it is over! (Fill in your favorite population group)"?
"People" would be my least favorite population group
Now here's a funny one: Where's Wally? - The corona virus edition[^] 
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Is realizing you have already cursed someone before Deja Voodoo?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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He's getting old. 
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A glitch in the matrix.
Or a feeling of deja-voodoo.
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My curse-or is flashing
.... are you saying bad things about me?
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, people
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A curse - or something.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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The roots* of this are deep - hexactly what should we do when you cast this in such a dark manner?
working roots[^]
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Celine Dion cancelled her North American tour.
But her European one will go ahead, later in the year.
That is so unfair!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Coronavirus won't last.
It was made in China ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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An article I saw today was stating that the UK strategy was to let the virus spread so that everybody gets immune. Is that correct ? This seems ... weird.
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Did they learn nothing? won't work!
they tried it with the Spanish flu but the French still remain.
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, people
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No they didn't; they ran away.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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cold, so cold
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Rage wrote: This seems ... weird.
What is weird about it? Most of the diseases that exist are treated that way.
And yes, I understand that Boris had said that but has since changed his mind.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Well, you are right, after all, you are on an island. Let it go.
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Rage wrote: you are on an island
Which island?
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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