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At least, Bob is partying
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They are dangerous and we have been using them for years! There are corona wires[^] in there. No joke.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Try Google Translate of you cannot handle tha fact that the world has a mulitude of languages.
Or learn latin. For lots of (south, east) European languages, that's actually a good starting point!
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This is a global forum, that is the reason its language is English: Since English is the best choice that most nationalities can understand. And don't tell me to use Google translate. As Mark says below the joke does not work when translated. Stick to English so more members can understand you!
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The gag doesn't work in English.
And isn't jerking one's knees more effort than clicking a "translate" button?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OK: Good morning!
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What's the matter? Timeo Danaos sounds like a hot babe!
Actually it's Latin. Something like "I fear the Greeks, even those bearing gifts my bicycle.
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O tempora, o mores!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Noli illegitimi carborundum!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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I wonder who they meant with 'illegitimi'. It probably was ok, because in such deep friendships the 'illegitimi' probably had some nice words for the 'legitimi' as well. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: I wonder who they meant with 'illegitimi'.
The had a typo... I think they meant "illuminati"
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Greg Utas wrote: Timeo Danaos sounds like a hot babe!
You don't like girls?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not all languages follow the -a pattern. But most Romance languages do, so I agree that Timea would have been better.
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I fear the Danaos and those bearing gifts.
The difference is important.
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Have you seen Dona Ferentes anywhere? I'm sure she was here a moment ago ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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I saw Donna Floria a while ago. That one, nope. 
Right now, I'm subjected to home detention.
No chance to travel again to the beautiful Wales.
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Might as well be walking on the sun.
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You will have to run very fast if you don't like burnt feet. Probably faster than the speed of light.
I tried that once, but at a lower level. Bare feet on concrete on the way to the pool in west Texas in mid summer.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Or enjoy the sun. The sun has a corona, all the time.
An the pub has as well.
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It's Ok I have plenty of Toilet Paper!
Monday starts Diarrhea awareness week, runs until Friday!
JaxCoder.com
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I start to see the complete picture[^].
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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