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... Then a step to the right...
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You got it!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Of course, at that speed, if it hits a peanut-sized rock going a similar speed in a different direction, the resulting explosion could change its trajectory by a couple of thousandths of a degree.
Still, it would save us a bit of time. Global warming is just too damned slow!
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Has anyone called Bruce Willis?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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He says he's not up for moonlighting, any more.
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But the solution is obvious: Compress all the global warming gas emitted by cows and politicians in a methane fusion bomb and blow the damn thing to smithereens! End of both the meteorite and global warming. 
modified 13-Feb-20 19:00pm.
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Cp-Coder wrote: Compress all the global warming gas emitted by cows and politicians in a methane fusion bomb
FTFY 
(And I mean all politicians, of whatever party)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Reports are coming in that the Windows 10 KB4532693 cumulative update is loading an incorrect user profile and causing the user's desktop and Start Menu to be reset to default. I think they need to rename Windows Update to Windows Duct Tape
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We also need some Windows D40.
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And a match?
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Quote: I think they need to rename Windows Update to Windows Duct Tape
Why would you insult duct tape in this manner? Shame on you!
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is Windows 10 KB4532693 a new version of windows is missed?
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Microsoft has previously described the Fluid Framework as a "Web-based platform and componentized document model for shared, interactive experiences." I still think it's all wet
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Kent Sharkey wrote: I still think it's all wet
Exactly. Beware of the fungus.
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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Quote: The particular Fluid Framework components currently available with the preview include the following items, according to the home page:
Action Items: Keep track of tasks, assignees, and timelines in a table.
Mention: Tag your colleagues using the @ symbol anywhere so they can easily find relevant sections.
Table: Create a table that suits your needs.
Date: Add dates to easily keep track of upcoming deadlines and highlight overdue tasks.
Check list: Tick items off as you complete them.
So a to-do list, then.
Where's the "Do some work without having to f*** about with cr@p that some idiot thinks is original and clever" option, for those of us who don't need a 400MB embedded to-do list slowing down our documents and spreadsheets?
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The typical software developer is an early bird, drinks just one cup of coffee a day, and never touches Soylent. Does this mean I have to shave?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: drinks just one cup of coffee a day
Yeah, right... 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Was this an online questionnaire?
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Quote: drinks just one 64oz cup of coffee a day
FTFY
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Text-generating tool pinpoints and replaces specific information in sentences while retaining humanlike grammar and style. We have always been at war with Eurasia[citation needed]
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Wait, I can see to it. I can't wait for it, see? I can't wait to see it.
Having seen how the totally egoless, giving, and non-judgemental wikipedia community operates, I think I'll put in a bulk order for popcorn.
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2038 is for Linux what Y2K was for mainframe and PC computing in 2000, but the fixes are underway to make sure all goes well when that fatal time rolls around. "So now I'm praying for the end of time to hurry up and arrive"
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Oh. I though they meant that they'd decided which piece of the cow to order.
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A question I have always had about this is how it will affect cars; are there any cars that will crash (in more ways than one) when time overflows?
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Researchers at EPFL have developed a new, high-precision method for 3D-printing small, soft objects. The process, which takes less than 30 seconds from start to finish, has potential applications in a wide range of fields, including 3D bioprinting. But they still can't make a good mug of Earl Grey
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