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Agile is bad because it was invented by white people? Is this a satire website?
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F-ES Sitecore wrote: Is this a satire website?
No, it's a woke site. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Agile is dead? I guess I'm not going into work today then. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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We need to scrum on this, have daily stand up meetings, and figure out the sprints for the proper burial of Agile. And while we're at it, could someone please test the coffin and the grave before they are build and dug? We also need someone to volunteer unit testing the crematorium. Please automate emailing the test results as we can't rely on you reporting the result verbally.
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Marc Clifton wrote: grave
Marc Clifton wrote: crematorium
OK, where's the project manager? What's that fruggin' idiot done this time? 
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It always was, and is not (dead). It's the difference between someone who can formulate a spec (in their heads) and those that can't and need to be guided. Because … Agile means "no specs".
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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Humans should never trust what a neural net says just because it’s based on math. I have nothing to add to "the neural net doesn’t specify what to do with all that meat, and perhaps it’s better this way. Nor, again mercifully, does it explain what it means by BACON HOLE."
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The idiot who wrote the article said: Creating a functional recipe requires an intimate understanding of ingredients and their interactions with one another, of heat and spice and time. Today’s neural networks have none of that.
*sigh!*
A finer demonstration of not having a f***ing clue about how AI works would be hard to find.
An AI has to be trained. The syllabus for that training may not be the easiest thing in the world to figure out, because one has to anticipate how badly things can go wrong if the focus of the "training material" does not result in the required results -- you don't need to be able to predict every possible screwed-up and useful outcome of the training, but you had pretty damned well be able to anticipate the big ones (which is why I get paid the big bucks).
So the writer's blaming Maths because he has idiotically trained his baking AI to produce poop is very much a case of the bad workman blaming his tools, when it's the analytic and creative failings of his own intelligence that are at fault.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: So the writer's blaming Maths because he has idiotically trained his baking AI to produce poop is very much a case of the bad workman blaming his tools, when it's the analytic and creative failings of his own intelligence that are at fault.
GIGO still rules, I see.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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OriginalGriff wrote: GIGO still rules, I see.
Never more than now.
The problem with AIs is that their output can look great, but still be garbage -- hidden, lurking garbage, just waiting in dark, sombre silence until you're presenting your work to the queen.
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RFocus could provide a strong connection to the tiniest devices. Just keep playing with the bunny ears until you get a good signal
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Article starts with "could", describes something already invented and then ignores several fatal flaws.
"Free WALL with your Wi-Fi thing."
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The good news is that the 3000 antennae will make your android phone cost more than an apple one, so you can shove that in their faces!
But, seriously, have they really tested it fully? It's as much of a software amendment as a hardware one, and that amount of redundancy could result in new problems.
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I mean, it is an academic work, and they do more research/proof-of-concept work and leave the actual implementation to the engineers
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"We want to build the best tool chain", he said in a wide-ranging investor call about Microsoft's second quarter earnings. "After all, that's who we are as a company, we love building tools for developers." *dancing not included
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translation: microsoft's own developers won't let him get away with the kind of cr@p he forces people in other professions to suffer.
VS: Was the best; still is.
MSO: Was the best; now utter cr@p (despite all the new icons and emojis).
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Roslynator uses the open-source Roslyn .NET Compiler Platform to perform static analysis on your C# code. This analysis drives your IDE to display hints and actions to improve your code. "Show me to a higher place"
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Or 500 ways to insult your code, depending on how you look at it.
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Much more likely, yes.
TTFN - Kent
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I can see this as being very useful irritating.
Clippy for VS.
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I swear to God, if it tells me to use "var"....
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F-ES Sitecore wrote: I swear to God, if it tells me to use "var"....
... while simultaneously suggesting using a concrete type everywhere you have a var.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Google Maps has changed the way we navigate the world but its influence actually goes beyond just locating and navigating. Beware of hackers with a wagon-load of cellphones?
Also... is everything a hack these days?
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That's not a hack; that's what you get when you don't sanitize your inputs 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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