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I'm about a 1/3 of the way through gutting Gplex. I think this could take me weeks.
All of this because I couldn't get one algorithm entirely correct. My punishment is slogging through arcane, undocumented code and completely retooling it. Somehow.
Oh well. The hard part will be making it language independent. Gplex is very much C# centric
Real programmers use butterflies
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honey the codewitch wrote: My punishment is slogging through arcane, undocumented code and completely retooling it.
You call it punishment now, but from what I gather that's just what you do for "fun" 
Gplex also sounds like a Google product.
It's actually a real estate firm[^] from Malaysia where all employees, from top management to senior management and team managers, look the same age.
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Sander Rossel wrote: all employees, from top management to senior management and team managers, look the same age.
That's because Real Estate Agents have a different genetic structure to the rest of us: they have but a single helix, and dissolve into slime rather than ageing as true DNA equiped individuals do.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Real Estate Agents have a different genetic structure to the rest of us
In the sweat of others' face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the slime; for out of it wast thou taken; for slime thou art, and unto slime shalt thou return.
-- Slightly modified from Genesis 3, 19 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Slightly modified from Genesis 3, 19
Modified?
Current bibles are translations of translations and edits of edits of edits (*30-ish), and all the translations and edits were performed by partisan people with their own axes to grind, so there's nothing to stop you or anyone else adding their own spin to it..
Anyway, for all we know, your version could be the closest to the original.
Personally, though, I think it was probably a lot more like Harry Potter.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I think it was probably a lot more like Harry Potter.
(Takes out wand) Amendo Scriptorium!
Translating from the Hebrew, the original English version of the verse I quoted is probably quite close to what Moses brought down the mountain. We have the Aleppo Codex of the entire Bible which dates back to the early 10th Century, and fragments that match it date back much further. The parts that have been most often changed are the parts that supposedly predict the coming of Jesus - replacing "Young Woman" in the original with "Virgin", etc.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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honey the codewitch wrote: My punishment is slogging through arcane, undocumented code and completely retooling it.
Welcome to my job. 
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One of them isn't a man, I mean, "Croissant cream". Come on!
That one is bread.
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I thought that too. Perhaps a really really gay man named that color.
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so neatly in their little squares
reality would be all mixing into each other ... AKA "vomit"
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Milk for white?
Any man would've called it white!
Also, just pink, another pink and a third pink.
Green, brown, probably light blue if not just blue...
Most of these names are way too complicated for men 
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The important point, of course, is that if these colors were in separate holders and the labels fell off it would not be difficult for anyone to put them back on the correct holder. If men had named them.
Try figuring that out with the female oriented color scheme currently engulfing choking the industry.
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We manage. (Us femmes that is)
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For some reason - and I have no idea why, the first response that came to mind was eating rice with one chopstick.
I'll work on why it came to mind, you may wish to work on what my id meant.
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Ummm... where's the Bacon?
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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You mean Where's the beef? - Wikipedia[^] 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Steak was already mentioned....
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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The market sets the price, I guess. 
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The hardcover is $4.96 (on same page). So, tell me:
If I buy the hard-cover and tear off the hard cover, how much do you think I could get for it?
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W∴ Balboos wrote: The hardcover is $4.96 (on same page). So, tell me:
If I buy the hard-cover and tear off the hard cover, how much do you think I could get for it?
According to my mathematical calculations based upon the moon's angle, at least $736.52.
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That's the edition I have. I'll let it go for half that price.
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