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You mean the weasel-shaped orange thing on top of a certain politician's head? Yeah, that's definitively alien! 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Those aren't aliens. They're demons.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Old news: look at the top left. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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/ravi
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A bit strong saying there 'are no two ways about it' - show me the certain proof, although I agree the chances of there not being life in other parts of the Universe are vanishingly small.
But from what I can tell, everything we know about physics suggests that if aliens exist, then they're too far away to visit us. That, or we may not be worth the effort/costs involved, there are probably nicer places nearer. Otherwise with so much life probably out there, we'd be awash with alien tourism if the physics permitted (and not just North America).
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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How do you know for sure that we (humans) didn't come from another planet? Maybe some biological substance was attached to the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs and we evolved from that?
Same applies to any of the species on earth really, how do we know this is their origin planet?
I think humans are so fascinated by the thought of aliens visiting that they assume it will/would happen around modern times (and not possible it already happened millions of years ago).
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musefan wrote: How do you know for sure that we (humans) didn't come from another planet? Maybe some biological substance was attached to the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs and we evolved from that?
We know nothing "for sure"; but if we were aliens we'd not share this much DNA with life as it evolved here.
I do like the fact that se thinks her gender is somehow important.
musefan wrote: Same applies to any of the species on earth really, how do we know this is their origin planet?
Early life was not spacefaring or sentient.
musefan wrote: I think humans are so fascinated by the thought of aliens visiting
Mostly fantasy and arrogance. There's an entire ecosystem in your guts. It may just be they build their colonies in our sh*t.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: It may just be they build their colonies in our sh*t.
Well, it must be called a "colon" for a reason... coincidence or conspiracy - you decide.
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To aliens, we're the aliens.
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Sander Rossel wrote: To aliens, we're the aliens.
That's exactly the kind of thing an alien would say
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W̵̞̟͝ë̸̛͙̤̞͖͙͗̚͜l̵̠̪̲͈̐̾̃̍̋̐l̴̰̠̃̊̒͝ ̵̺͛t̶̻͓͎̻̰͈̐̇͊̎͂h̵̹͐͆͑́͛ĭ̶̫͋̓ş̸͙̜͉͑͆̎̕ ̶̜̊͑̐̉͂̿͜ị̷̬͐͌͐̌ṡ̵̬͉̅̐̿̈́ ̵̳̒̀ͅä̸̼͕͖́̒͘̕͝w̸͍͇͈̔̂͜͜k̶͚̒w̸̻̻̭͌̈͋͌͜a̶̠̮͒̽̂̅͝r̶̠̪̐̽d̵͔̼̦͉͖͔̀̕.̴̩̯̺͎̻͚͐̑̐.̴̿͒͗͜.̵͚̫̣̆̽̂̿͊̚
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How the ???? did you create that text?
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"'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool..."
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This is what happens when you let women go to space.
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One of my earlier bosses as one meeting declared that our company's greatest asset was the humans.
So I suggested that we employ more women so that we could increase our assets.
My (mostly male) workmates applauded.
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if these aliens are smarter then us why would they stay here?
for laughs maybe, but jokes, particularly THIS one, i.e. "us" get old real fast.
sure there's people that still watch and a few that even laugh at "funniest home videos" or "clodbert" etc
- but doesn't that just prove how bad some people are, and the rest only marginally better (for allowing that to happen)
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I think, and I've often had this thought, that the aliens here are really not too bright. They get by but they're just fun loving fools for the most part. I mean you know how hard it can be when English is your second language, what about if Human was your second species...
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Personally, I wish I was one.
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How do you know you aren't?
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MarkTJohnson wrote: How do you know you aren't?
It seems like I should know how to leave, other than death.
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There is no truth to the rumour that I am Queen of the Lizard People.
*eats a bug*
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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