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Is a toaster a tanning bread?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Butter be nice!
They call me different but the truth is they're all the same!
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Any way you slice it, that was a crumby post. On the whole, wheat do you think we should post?
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I just waffle on, you know that.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Oooh. Burn!
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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That popped up out of nowhere. Hope the replies aren't overdone.
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And is a tanning bed toasty?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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A toaster might be drunk as well.
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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And I have 19 spares.
Funny though, isn't it? It takes four times as long to disconnect all the wires, open the PC up, close it back up again, and reconnect the keyboard, mouse, monitors, ethernet, host of USB devices, ... than it does to desolder a five pin connector and solder in a new one?
Plus ça change ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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I hope you chained yourself to a radiator before frying your mainboard.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I dug a hole in the garden and buried the PC to earth it, then stood there in the rain soldering in bare feet just to be on the safe side.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Did you ever work as a repairman for CRT devices? 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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No way José!
I watched one of our repair guys working on a colour VDT while wearing a St Christopher medal on a gold chain ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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What is black, sits in the corner corner of your living room and smokes?
A bad TV repairman.
OriginalGriff wrote: José!
No... no hablo inglés, señor.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Quote: stood there in the rain soldering
Careful! If lightning strikes you will be the one that gets fried - not just the main board.
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OriginalGriff wrote: It takes four times as long to disconnect all the wires, open the PC up, close it back up again, and reconnect the keyboard, mouse, monitors, ethernet, host of USB devices, ... than it does to
I thought you were going to say "than to receive the spare part (x20)"  
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Sell them separately on Ebay. You'll be able to fund the one you keep AND perhaps even make a few extra pounds... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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About the browser speed issue I posted days ago... where Edge Chromium was very slow to show results in my Time Tracker web application, curiously if I'm in a OpenVPN session, it really flies... it's instantaneous to show the results.
But if I access the server from the normal LAN it takes 2,5 seconds to show the information...
modified 18-Nov-19 9:53am.
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because it is sending all your private user information to Microsoft China via the Antarctica up-link, if it can! 
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NOOOOOOOO! so my naked pictures will travel via the Antarctica???? I'll get ill!
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Obviously!
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If Antartica ever melts down, it will be on you... :p
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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Because VPN means Very Powerfull Network
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Last week I heard "Very Pepino Network" in the radio... Pepino means Cucumber...
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