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I just got this meme in my Facebook timeline today, and it looks like I'm not the only one who can recognize the situation:
Clickety[^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Clickety no worky
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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It works on my machine! 
(Two machines actually...)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Maybe the local firewall.... 
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Reality what a concept!
Technician
1. A person that fixes stuff you can't.
2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
JaxCoder.com
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"Reality is just a crutch for those who can't handle Science-Fiction"
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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What a relief. That fully functioning state seemed rather eerie!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Those damned Ancient Greek Gods.
They always wait for that moment of elation, then send down their thunderbolts to show us we are mortal.
Perhaps some burnt offerings may help next time  .
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Chris Maunder wrote: fiery J.J. Abrams style ball of flame.
I think you mean Michael Bay.
JJ Abrams is the constant lens flare guy.
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Ah, that's right!
cheers
Chris Maunder
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So he was calling lens flare when he should have been calling explosion?
That explains the errors.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My faith in humanity has been restored.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Crap. 
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Chris Maunder wrote: Fixed this and the whole house of cards came crashing down in a fiery J.J. Abrams Micheal Bay style ball of flame.
You should have copied and pasted dandy72's correction. He spelt Michael Bay correctly, you didn't.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Well spotted sir
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I am guessing there were no UnitTests for the old javascript code that should have worked almost unchanged for the converted Typescript code?
Or the UnitTests worked because they ran the old code?
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Oh you crazy kids and your crazy ideas about "unit tests" and "testing before you deploy".
cheers
Chris Maunder
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That one time where I got contrived indexed string operations right off the bat, I screamed in joy. The couple co-workers looking at me strangely applauded when told what's going on.
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Has this last week with javascript.
"Odd, it's still working, despite purposely breaking code?"
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"Which software development methodologies do you use?"
What I think has been lost in all the noise of so-called methodologies is the total disregard for quality. And by that I mean simple things like DRY principle and even correct spelling (particularly customer facing UI's).
We speak of passion for software development, but where is the passion for doing something well? I don't mean perfect, but the code I so often encounter just screams "I clearly don't give a sh*t."
These methodologies, they don't address any of this. Where in these methodologies is "show that you care about your work?" It doesn't exist.
Maybe I should create a Care-Bear[^] Methodology and write a "care meter" plugin for VS. 
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Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Marc Clifton wrote: I don't mean perfect, but the code I so often encounter just screams "I clearly don't give a sh*t."
These methodologies, they don't address any of this.
Totally agree.
I believe you may find that the answer is related to what I call : Assembly-Line Programming
Very many devs are writing only one small piece of anything they are building.
This means you churn out your piece and someone else has the whole in mind. You don't care.
It's just like the old Automobile lines. Screw on 3 bolts and let it go down the line. 3 bolts! 3 bolts! 3 bolts! Screw it, I'm tired today, 2 bolts! 2 bolts!!
It is a human condition thing that is difficult to weed out in these large projects. Large projects where you are only one small little piece make you feel like you are accomplishing basically nothing. it's a human problem.
However, those of us who create maybe the entire Software Product from end-to-end and even write the documentation and are completely "responsible" get a totally different experience from it. That's where the real energy comes from.
But, how to do this on a large project!?! I'm not sure.
EDIT
And often on big projects you attempt to tell someone, "uh, I don't think this is going quite right." And they tell you, "Dont rock the boat, you trouble-maker. Sit down, shut up and get your bolts on!!"
On end-to-end projects, you better get it right. You're the only one and you better rock the boat a lot.
Edit 2
The word I always use to sum all of this up is: Ownership!
Edit 3
This is also what the Agile Manifesto means by :
Agile Manifesto Principle: The best architectures, requirements, and designs
emerge from self-organizing teams.
It means you go out and find people who are engaged in the process and you "contract" them to build and own a particular piece. This is self-organizing team where each individual cares deeply about what s/he is building and owns it completely.
However, teams are not created this way in BigCorp. They just give you devs or DBAs or whatever to do something (screw on a bolt).
modified 11-Jul-19 9:36am.
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Well put!
Technician
1. A person that fixes stuff you can't.
2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
JaxCoder.com
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Very well put, and it doesn't apply to just software.
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The problem is it that quality is too expensive, and we live in a world where quality software just isn't very important anymore.
So what if there is problems in the software, we can roll out a patch within 24 hours.
It's not like the old days where you have to get it near perfect first time because the cost of a patch was just too expensive.
The most obvious example of this is with video games. It used to be that the game had to work first time and needed testing to death, because nobody wanted the costs of a recall. Whereas today, they ship games before they are even finished and then release a "day one" patch in time for release/delivery day.
In short, there just isn't enough consequence to releasing bugs anymore.
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musefan wrote: In short, there just isn't enough consequence to releasing bugs anymore.
Very good post!! You are totally spot on with that.
Back in the day when you had to ship 3.5" floppies, you had to get it right!!
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