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Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Hopefully its the only one. You wouldn't want moire of them...
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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I think it's gone 
Must've walked off the edge (I hope it was a flat-earther) 
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Well if it left anything behind you will at least know what type of bug it was. It would be a remn ant!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff... Ba Dum Tsss!
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Proof... or it didn't happen.
My plan is to live forever ... so far so good
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Wow.
Working on a screen with a moving "bug" must either be very distracting, or really freaky.
Imagine that running across your screen while you are coding high...
My plan is to live forever ... so far so good
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It's annoying as hell!
Luckily it seems to have found it's way off my screen
It's been there for a good few hours though.
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Thank you for NOT taking a screenshot like an end-user would...
"I don't understand why the bug isn't showing up...let me take another screenshot..."
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"There's a crack in my screen, let me take a screenshot"
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I seldom comment but this might be the reason they make that spray air
Shut the monitor off and douse the air openings with a liberal application of air
that gets cold I had a small spider that decided to keep warm inside my ProArt 27 inch
a little air and it decided to depart
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Yeah. Take a screen capture and post it!
[yes, I know]
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Ouch, how did that end?
My bug just went away after a few hours
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We once had a customer that reported sporadic freezes and reboots. There did not seem to be any pattern to them and I was finally sent onsite to diagnose the problem. When I got there, I found a mouse nest inside the computer. One of those plates that cover the unused card slots on the back of the computer was missing and the critter was using that to get in and out. What makes this more amazing is that it was in a medical lab in a hospital!
--
Dan Best
It's a hard life, but somebody's got to live it if only to act as an inspiration to others.
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Wow, mice in a medical lab, who would've thunk it?
Speaking of sporadic freezes and reboots... I once had a customer who printed some 100 invoices at the end of each day.
Ever since we delivered that software they complained that the printer would stop after a couple of prints and they had to reprint about half of the invoices.
Not always though, never during the day and sometimes at the end of the day, but other than that no pattern could be found.
I checked the code, debugged, tested, despite not finding anything made it more fool proof, added additional logging...
Nothing.
I even went over there and everything worked fine during the entire day.
And then a couple of days later I got that call again, not all the invoices were printed.
The logging said the same, only x out of y invoices printed.
So one day my manager was there at around the time of the printing and he decided to just walk in unannounced and uninvited.
He soon found out the problem...
They'd press the print button for 100 invoices and then turned off their computers... 
No one there ever thought it could have anything to do with it 
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One of my coworkers went on site at another lab to diagnose mysterious sporadic reboots and freezes that we had been unable to find the cause of from afar. It turned out that the computer was plugged into a UPS as per our installation recommendations. However they had also plugged a refrigerator into the UPS (after all, they didn't want their samples thawing out during a power outage). Every now and then, when the refrigerator compressor came on, our computer would reboot.
Go figure.
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Those are the fun "bugs"
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Quote: Hopefully it will go away by itself...
That's how I handle most of my debugging!
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx
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Did you recognize that meanwhile the approving history is visible for pending articles when hoover over the red flag?
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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I think it's a new feature. I like it. 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Could be useful, if the list didn't appear outside of the browser window. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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0x01AA wrote: when hoover over the red flag?
why is your vacuum cleaner up there?
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"corrected" 
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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