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So, possibly, she wasn't even really your wife.
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CPallini wrote: So, possibly, she wasn't even really your wife.
I've heard "are you sure you're the father?" often enough, but "are you sure you're the husband?" ...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Possibly the difference between "a" and "the".
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Sound like you got out in time.
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<Homer Simpson>
Mmmm... Contoured keyboards...</Homer Simpson>
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You mean it was the key to her heart? Perhaps she's board with you now, or you're not her type. Careful or she'll shift you, and change the lock. That'll make you curs or worse.
(Can't believe I got in with these before anyone else...)
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My wife says, I'm the strange one in this house.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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I've been watching the LockPickingLawyer on Youtube, and it's strangely fascinating.
I have no idea why - it's just a bloke's hands wiggling bits of metal in other bits of metal (unless he decides to destroy the lock, in which case anything can happen).
Anyway ... that looked easy, so I thought I'd give it a try. And my lockpicks and learning locks arrived today. It's not easy, but it does come with practice. And I've practiced so much this afternoon than my left hand has cramped up and I can barely type with it ... it is fun in the "sense of achievement" sort of way.
However, I can now open the learning padlock and front door lock really quickly! 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So it is not just me that finds his videos intriguing then!
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No - but I have no idea why
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Seems like you've been too busy doing NSFW activities. 
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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That was the first place I looked for when I started playing Oblivion!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I follow his channel, Brent0331 (camouflage and mine positioning), InRange, Paul Harrel and Forgotten Weapons (firearms), Scholagladiatoria.
I think I'm in some FBI / CIA / Digos watchlist.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Use your other hand!
Give me coffee to change the things I can and wine to accept the things I cannot!
JaxCoder.com
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Look, when I said that you had to work on encryption and device-locking, this is NOT what I meant!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If you're serious and want to learn lockpicking, I know a guy in Wales who teaches it. Not in Ystradgynlais, though. This bloke lives in Barry...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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That's why I have a "hard to pick" lock on my front door. You basically need three hands if you're gonna pick that.
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I suspect that the LockPickingLawyer could stroll through without breaking step - I've watched him pick some complicated locks very quickly ...
And as he says: most burglars can't pick locks - but they can heave a brick through a window.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yeah. I've seen the guy.
That's why I wrote Hard to pick.
Luckily most burglars avoid the brick method. It tends to attract attention, which leaves them little time to work.
Also. My neighbour is a police. Of the kind that's never really off duty. 
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OK, so playing with your tumbly things makes your hand hurt. Check.
Grandma was right.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Are night hunting birds mostly Owl by themselves?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Bat could be true. Your suggestion, however, is a real head turner if ever there was one.
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