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Good man
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Hi All,
Five minute rant while I drink ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif) , why oh why is Jira being a b***h, I want to make my tests hard to get wrong (I given up on idiot proof, they evolve faster that I can keep up). I make a link one way to the web page where the XML is stored in GIT, link is perfect working  . Do the same thing to access the remote 365 Excel page, link does not appear and link is shown in blue text  Try googling talking to the Jira expert we have at work still no luck  . I am now thinking it could be due to orfice 365  anybody any ideas...)
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did u view source of the place were u have put the link for the excel file ... maybe its something with the link getting something extra when rendered...
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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And now the b********* thing works!.. I'm going nuts! I hate it and I'm going home!!
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I believe the phrase you are looking for is this: Cartman[^]
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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glennPattonWork wrote: why oh why is Jira being a b***h
Jira?
glennPattonWork wrote: anybody any ideas...)
Refuse to access Jira. It is the only way to get rid of it, it has to be boycotted by everyone.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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IIRC, orifice can be set to disable links to "executable" files. This includes any files that may contain macros, including Excel, Word, etc. files. This is done so the intellectual proletariat won't load every virus / rootkit / worm in existence into the company's network by clicking the links in their Inbox that promise that "they MAY have already won 1,000,000 Dollars!"
Try creating a .zip of the Excel file, and see if you can link to that. If you can, I think that the point is proven.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Are cartoons a road trip playlist?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nope, they're a pop band from Denmark[^], and trust me: You do NOT want them on your playlist! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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The only real Danish cartoon band is Disneyland After Dark. They are welcome on my playlist any day! (Yeah they had to tweak their name a tad, but WE KNOW!)
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Yeah they pretty much suck, I tried to watch "Witch Doctor" video...didn't make it far!!
Give me coffee to change the things I can and wine to accept the things I cannot!
JaxCoder.com
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In the 1980s there was a very cool band in the SF Bay Area that played mostly old cartoon music. I still have a bootleg tape of them.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Oh eh oh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang!
Thanks, I had forgotten about that song about 20 years ago and just like that it was back 
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Let's not draw any conclusions that may incorrectly set the tone of the thread.
Just note well that animate does not refer to bestiality !*
* OK. Yeah - I know you're in Wales . . .
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W∴ Balboos wrote: I know you're in Wales . . .
So was Jonah and Pinocchio! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Whale I guess you know best.
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And if the kids drive you round the bend, is that loony toons time?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Got assigned a task to add some functionality to the front-end.
Javascript (if it were well written Javascript, no problem, but this stuff...)
Copy & Paste (refactoring into re-use is pretty much impossible)
ExtJS -- my nightmares don't compare to the horror of this framework
Much gnashing of teeth
I try to have a positive attitude. Really, I do. I know that my distaste (like the way stomach contents tastes as it comes back up) is a self-fulfilling prophecy of loathing, it's just so hard to think positive thoughts.
Oh well...here I go...
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Be positive: "And this too, shall pass away."
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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OriginalGriff wrote: And this too, shall pass away
until it comes back to life again the next day, thus triggering the infinite loop time continuum for the Nightmare Generator 3000.
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Maybe if he flushes after passing it'll be better?
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OriginalGriff wrote: And this too, shall pass
Like the BM that it is.
Latest Article - A 4-Stack rPI Cluster with WiFi-Ethernet Bridging
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Marc Clifton wrote: ExtJS -- my nightmares don't compare to the horror of this framework
I've evaluated that library a number of times over the years.
At one point read a book on it and finally determined it is the middle ground of nothingness.
It takes way too much esoteric knowledge to use the API and it still doesn't greatly speed up your development.
Awfully pretty little widgets they give you though. 
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raddevus wrote: and it still doesn't greatly speed up your development.
Actually, as the new guy just pointed out, it's about 10 times slower than Angular or React.
raddevus wrote: Awfully pretty little widgets they give you though.
Really? They suck. Their layout capabilities suck. You want good looking widgets? jQWidgets UI for Angular, Vue, React, HTML5, jQuery and Javascript[^]
From personal experience, they are amazing.
Latest Article - A 4-Stack rPI Cluster with WiFi-Ethernet Bridging
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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