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Good God!
Who are these idiots?
Next they'll be saying that AI isn't the answer to all the world's problems!
Fools!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Crypto ledgers, thats what the world will revolve around.
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Don't worry the current buzzwords will solve that and give more added value to the cloud offering..let me see.. yes add AI and Deep Learning to your cloud to get more value..along with Automation....to complete your transformation into a digital company. !!!
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Don't worry, the Internet of Things will fix it.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: for that shocking news
It is somewhat shocking. We use the cloud for everything and it has been great.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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One of the hallmark predictions of quantum mechanics is that particles behave unpredictably—but a new experiment seems to complicate some of those core ideas. "We do not belong to this material world that science constructs for us."
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Good God!
Have some of these people who call themselves scientists finally realised that the universe doesn't revolve around us and what we see, and that the entire universe isn't modified because of what we tiny specks of animated water on an absolutely insignificant rock circling an absolutely insignificant star see with eyes that are even more absolutely insignificant than we ourselves are?
Humph!
As a real scientist, I have to say "It's about bloody time!"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Erm, no, rather they've decided that we, each a veritable cosmos of particles, can pick a speck of insignificance and make it dance to our own tune, in the interest of cool stuff.
I like cool stuff.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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What if we both look at that speck at the same time? Since it is an atomic operation that doesn't require a transaction, I'd expect that one of us "overwrites" the others state?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Causality would rewrite itself to match one of your observations, resulting in both of you thinking you observed the same state
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Or, we may see different states based on where we're standing and who looked first, finally unifying relativity with quantum theory. The GUT is found!
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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Nathan Minier wrote: and who looked first
Given thousands of eyeballs, we should be able to create a race-condition.
Nathan Minier wrote: finally unifying relativity with quantum theory
Or discovering an error-handler 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Doesn't wash.
Whether it feels like it or not, if I watch my kettle it boils when it bloody well feels like it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I always did think the Schrodinger cat experiment was too simple. Glad we could add some sophistication! 
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Mojo Vision’s microLED display has record-breaking pixel density and a somewhat mysterious purpose Now your pixels can have pixels
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Apple will finally kill off the aging iTunes app in favor of new services. iCheer
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This will make a huge difference to my lifestyle.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Why do I get the feeling that means iTunes will be renamed something else, get twice as big, and be required in order to even get on the Internet?  
(/s ?)
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Because you’ve been on this rodeo in the past? 
It does so unlike they’re just chopping it up in three similar tools, instead of three “tabs” in one app.
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Because you’ve been on this rodeo in the past?
Fortunately, I only had one friend who had an iPhone I had to work on once. Or rather, unfortunately, since I had to install iTunes to try to fix it for them. 15 years ago, and the installer was HUGE!  Who the heck makes one point of failure for every phone function? Crappy engineers, that's who.Kent Sharkey wrote: It does so unlike they’re just chopping it up in three similar tools
Don't worry, they will make each program reliant upon the others somehow. Embedded dlls as a resource, that you have to access between each other? I can picture them doing it...
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I have noticed that when I click on an iTunes link, it goes to Apple Music.
It might just be a case of Apple finally realizing that iTunes is a stupid name.
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The end of a music industry iCon.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Sorry but for Windows users iTunes lives on. It only gets killed in MacOS.
The Beer Prayer - Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, at home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillage as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager, for ever and ever. Barmen.
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DataOps—the practice of promoting collaboration across data experts and operations to manage and "unobstruct" the flow of data across pipelines—is the next-gen vision for data quality, remediation, integration, data models, and real-time analytics-driven apps. Not data oops. That happens with bad DROP statements.
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