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https://assets.amuniversal.com/33945210531101379947005056a9545d[^]
However, to make the task easier, I started to put in typos like 'the the' so they have something to spray - but in any case, I submitted my original.
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Pretty much along similar lines.
Why do people still put their names / e-mails / former places of employment etc. in preamble of published software text after intentionally or "accidentally" removing all comments / functions descriptions etc ?
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That happens to me. I'll write a document requested by the field service group. I send it to them. They remove the formatting, copy/paste random sentences, arbitrarily insert spelling errors, and then publish it as final documentation to our customers.
Software Zen: delete this;
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To put a baby alien to sleep, do you rocket?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Or use a flamethrower?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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and if it crashes do you investigate?
I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally!
JaxCoder.com
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No!, no you cover it up and give it it the next Area number available! 
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So that's how ET was able to phone home - they gave him the area code.
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Time martian on, but we can still give a nod of approval to that. Zzzzzzz's is certainly as good as any of the other pillow of sunshine we get here.
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You need to feed it first, provided it's not galactose intolerant.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That one just burst out of you.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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ahhh, now I understand what the anal probes are about... to put the eggs in.
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Play this[^] as the lullaby.
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OriginalGriff wrote: To put a baby alien to sleep, do you rocket?
Why should we care? Don't they come with a mother attached to know such things?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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No. You warp wrap them up.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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If the aliens are Stroggs*, rocket is a good measure.
*Valid also for Reapers and Demons from Hell.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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They work well against Imps and Tomato Monsters as well, provided you are far enough away.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Set up a new server recently, VMware, AD Server ans an RDS Server. Among programs and setup I had to do email for about half the staff that use the server for this. About 65% of the staff were using Windows Live Mail. The old server is Windows Server 2008 R2 setup like a big Windows 7 computer along with Local Users and all.
So I covert the email to PST using a WLM to PST Converter I bought. Setup Outlook on new server and imported the PST. Assumed that Contacts were taken along for the ride, no. So look up where the contacts live in WLM and then see that you should export the contacts.
Crap! That is not going to be good as I don't want to start WLM cause these accounts are all POP3 aren't they and I don't want something to download when I'm not looking, plus I don't want to touch WLM again, once each to get account settings was traumatising enough.
Anyone know of a tool to get out contacts from WLM? Saw a couple online, but I don't feel like taking a guess and paying money to find it doesn't do the job as advertised.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Pull the nic wire so the pop client cant download mail and then yup, visit each account. Sorry.
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Ron Anders wrote: Pull the nic wire so the pop client cant download mail and then yup, visit each account. Sorry.
Thanks, what I hought, but I'm doing this remotely so I can't disconnect.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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The old server is still running then (at least for the WLM guys) - maybe you could suspend its POP3 service/app/daemon/hamster whilst you trudge around the intertube exporting various contacts?
[edit] And, of course, do the pst thing again... and tell the users not to make any new contacts... etc etc etc  [/edit]
modified 20-May-19 23:10pm.
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...I said "Homer is a fat bald man and Marge has blue hair"!
Boom-Tish! Thank God for mondays! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Wookietab this morning: press the power button, doesn't go into sleep mode. "Slide down to shut down your computer" instead. All the Settings look fine, but ...
Eventually find a cure online: turn off "fast startup". Do it.
Sleep mode restored.
Except ... now the soft keyboard won't appear. Find a cure online: shutdown /s /t 0
And ... now the screen won't auto rotate. Find a cure online: turn the "rotate lock" on, reboot, turn it off.
Going to be one of those days, I suspect ... 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sounds like "Better don't go mobile, there is too many magic in it".
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(!string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(_signature))
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + _signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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It's entirely possible my desktop is doing the same, but I don't rotate it or use a soft keyboard ... 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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