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I'm not a physicist so take anything I say with a grain of salt. But I've always wondered if the universe has an infinite shape. This would lead to some interesting ideas... such as some of those galaxies in the Hubble mosaic being be our own Milky Way galaxy from different angles.
Best Wishes,
-David Delaune
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When I was a kid and learned about atoms I wondered if stars could be the nucleus of atoms on a celestial scale, and if everything together made a giant mega-person. It is still a fun thought, along with the way they did it in Men In Black with the gem on the cat's necklace.
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Today we're excited to announce the preview of three new extensions for Visual Studio Code that enable seamless development in Containers, remotely on physical or virtual machines, and with the Windows Subsystem for Linux (WSL). Containers! Containers! Containers!
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I still don’t know why vscode even exists.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 3-May-19 8:49am.
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University of Queensland researchers are investigating the use of maggots, locusts and other alternative proteins in a range of specialty foods. I think I'd rather eat scientist
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Yeah, who wants to eat politicians?
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Humans already do. I can afford chicken, so I don't.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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This reminds of the movie "Encino Man" when "Link" catches the fly and pops it into his mouth and Pauly Shore's character says, "meat group."
Exactly what are they investigating? Humans have been eating those things for thousands of years.
The best way to get people to eat stuff like that is to make sure they don't know what it is when they first try it. We did that with our nieces. We knew they wouldn't touch calamari if they knew what it was so we had them try it first and after they said they liked it we told them what it was. They turned up their noses a bit but continued eating it. For many people, if not most and I am included, the idea of something can turn them off more than its actual taste and smell.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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So it's true: There's no news like ridiculously old news.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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CodeGuppy, unlike other introductory platforms such as Scratch which use visual block-based languages, aims to teach kids (and teens and "creative adults" to code by writing Javascript. We might have to call Child & Family Services about this
Before you write to complain: we're not trying to make light of child abuse.
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Kind of mandatory: It's better with Javascript | CommitStrip[^]
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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A lot of attention is paid to Scrum, but how widely used is it? Nothing to see here
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SCRUM is like the pirate code - it’s just a set of guidelines.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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This study brought to you by Scrum Training Incorporated. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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All of the gov devs on my team had to go to a 2-day scrum master class, and now they have to go to Austin to take a scrum dev class.
Someone here has not only drank the kool-aid, they're freakin' bathing in it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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... are the two letters I suspect @Michael-Martin would like to insert into the word "scrum". 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: ... are the two letters I suspect @Michael-Martin would like to insert into the word "scrum".
Outstanding.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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The only reason SCRUM came out first is because the 'ad-hoc' method wasn't included...
It would beat all of them to dust...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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What you write today in your codebase is like a letter that you address to people living in the future. "Eschew obfuscation"
Thank you Merriam Webster word of the day.
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7 words you can't say on TV?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Ha! Class Clown is a classic, one of my first records. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Which word was it?
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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To mark today's World Password Day, access and identity management company OneLogin has released a report that shows IT professionals at US companies waste 2.5 months a year resetting internal passwords. Because typing 'p@ssw0rd{n+1}' is hard!
Yeah, they've got something for you to buy to fix that.
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I am changing the passcode on my phone to f@*#ya.
I am wondering if the police will arrest me when I give them my passcode for abusing police officers with an obscenity! 
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That's an ad, not news. The biggest threat comes from disgrunteled former employees, not from some kid guessing a password.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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