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OK, Guys, I Really think it's a bad idea to attach those wires to me!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My thoughts, exactly.
I get in enough trouble with my Tourette-ish tendencies without being on permanent broadcast!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I Really think it's a bad idea to attach those wires to me
eah, they could just install a plug in the back of your neck. Much easier!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Maybe it'll say something more intelligent than what the person would have said. 
Latest Article - A 4-Stack rPI Cluster with WiFi-Ethernet Bridging
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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That could also have nefarious uses like obviating the need for truth serums.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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If you think looking for a job is already daunting, anxiety-riddled, and unpleasant, just wait until the algorithms take over the hiring process. Honey? I just got a call back. My interview is with a phone bot tomorrow!
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HR intelligence or artificial intelligence?
I know which one I'd trust more (and I know a lot about how incompetent AI is).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I had one of these log into this site with your webcam and go through our virtual interviews with one of the companies that actually build these systems.
It felt so... disconnected. I could not "read" the interviewer and I really didn't think much for this system. I requested a retraction of my interview and resume.
Fast forward a year or so. Went to a developers symposium and went to see a seminar on micro-services and how one local company implemented this architecture into their system. Low and behold it was my favorite video interview company, and they went through the painstaking process of how they were attempting to break up their blob of a system into something a little more streamlined. The way they were pitching the presentation had undertones of recruitment begging for someone to "help us".
What they had for a system gave me flashbacks of "DLL Hell", and the fresh programmers of today who just throw another framework into the mix. No wonder the thing is such a pig when you have half the NuGet packages known to man being fixed with half of the GIT repositories.
Yep, they have quite a job in front of them. Glad I did not join their team
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Long, long ago, Microsoft quietly announced that it was going to remove the venerable mspaint.exe from Windows 10. The app was listed as deprecated, indicating intent to remove it in a future Windows 10 update, and the app itself was even updated to warn users that it was going to be removed from Windows in a future release. Crap artists? My Mom has my work on her phone's wallpaper.
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** AHEM **
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I'm a thief. But I didn't steal from you, I took it from somewhere else. But next time I cover for Kent I'm definitely coming in here and poaching to save me some time, and when I do I will be sure to comment, and bow, and thank you.
Thanks,
Sean Ewington
CodeProject
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Kent poaches all the time, he just points the insider link directly to the user submitted post. IIRC he occasionally uses secret admin powers to cleanup the original post if it's got minor problems.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Interestingly enough I have not heard Leslie being mentioned in a while.
Is Leslie still around?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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AT&T CEO Randall Stephenson today said that 5G will likely be priced similarly to wireline Internet, with customers paying more for faster speeds. Users "are willing to pay a premium" for 500Mbps or 1Gbps, AT&T CEO says. Speak for yourself, Stephenson.
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So my question - why would they do this when it will obviously deter people from migrating to a 5G phone? I certainly don't need 5G, and I sure as hell wouldn't pay for "up to" 100+ mbps...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I've got a 10-Gig-a-month plan on my phones.
I rarely use more than half a gig.
Maybe I should use twatter and yourube more.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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so that in 3 or 4 years when all their phones are 5G, and your existing phone needs replacement they've laid the groundwork for forcing you onto a more expensive plan.
"You can't activate that 5g capable phone on your old 4g contract. Your choices are to upgrade to the 5g-Really Gimped for an arm, 5g-Slightly Gimped for a leg, 5g-Meh for an arm and a leg, or 5-Ultimate for an arm, a leg, your first born, and your immortal soul.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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If they are going like home broadband does this mean unlimited data then?
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Tesla lost $702 million in the first quarter of 2019, after posting back-to-back profits for the first time ever to finish out 2018, the company announced in an official filing Wednesday. And it doesn’t expect another profit until the third quarter of this year. A confidence builder!
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Sean Ewington wrote: And it doesn’t expect another profit until the third quarter of this year. A confidence builder!
If your only reason for investing in a company is to make money: quit investing, because you're part of the problem.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Earlier this year, the Central Intelligence Agency informed its counterparts in Australia, Canada, New Zealand, and the UK that Chinese technology company Huawei has received funding from the Central National Security Commission of the Communist Party of China, the People’s Liberation Army, and a “third branch of the Chinese state intelligence network,” according to The Times. There's an awful lot of uncertainty in this article. Reader be warned!
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Sean Ewington wrote: There's an awful lot of uncertainty in this article.
Uncertainty?
About truth?
When the CIA is involved?
Don't be silly!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Please correct me, but did the 90s boom of the internet not have red flags regarding American government inital development of the internet and weather it was safe enough to use for foreign countries in fear that the America Department of Defence might have a backdoor?
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Microsoft has become the third US company to pass a market cap of $1 trillion. The software giant passed the milestone briefly today after a jump in stock price today following strong fiscal Q3 earnings. Congratulations, Microsoft!
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It's a shame that it's all because of cloud and subscription services, and has nothing to do with the quality of their software.
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