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The link : Megan's Synergy Award[^]
This collection of buzzword nonsense is truly outstanding. It's worthy of an award itself. Its author obviously got an A in the Advanced Buzzword Usage course of their MBA program.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Buzzword bingo
I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally!
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Unless it was April 1st 
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I was sick of hearing C level execs using this word and thinking I knew what it meant, so I double checked its definition.
I then realised that I had not known what the word meant - "the interaction or cooperation of two or more organizations, substances, or other agents to produce a combined effect greater than the sum of their separate effects."
I also then realised that the definition of the word 'synergy' breaks the first law of thermodynamics.
So people who use this word are either geniuses or uneducated in science and don't understand the basic principles of physics.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
modified 3-Apr-19 2:50am.
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You are incorrect.
The laws of thermodynamics were stuffed up when they created the story of Goldilocks and the 3 bears.
Big Daddy bear's porridge was too hot.
Mummy bear's porridge was to cold.
OK I can accept that.
However the little bowl with Baby bear's porridge was just right.
What nonsense.
I refused to tell my children that version of the story.
Refused to because of the laws of thermodynamics.
So my sentiments are with you completely.
However synergy is different.
It isn't about energy but about interactions and outcomes.
Sometimes quite complex interactions.
This is how i became interested in regression analysis.
Trying to think of an example....
Like how were one drug has this quantifiable effect and another has this quantifiable effect and the placebo has this quantifiable effect.
However if the two drugs are combined in a 4th group, and the effect is far greater than either of them alone, then that is synergy.
It is like an anti gestalt in a way, where normally the parts are greater than the whole, but in this case the whole is greater than the parts.
It is around us everywhere.
The laws of thermodynamics still stand.
Synergy is real and doesn't threaten any laws of physics at all.
However it is used as a buzzword and that is annoying as well.
Just saying.......
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Blimey - I was just talking out of my arse, I know nothing about physics and didn't expect such a well thought out response.
Thanks!
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Haha
Your signature quote by Christopher Hitchens is Physics and the truth.
Your arse speaks fine.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Are flamethrowers a food fight in Taco Bell?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Only on Methane Madness Mondays
I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally!
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OriginalGriff wrote: food fight in Taco Bell?
 You can get food in Taco Bell?!
(Or any other fast-food emporium)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Think of a "Bean Burrito" as Embryonic Falafel .
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A Gas-tronomical question if ever there was one!
But nacho fast: this begs the complimentary question: is a burrito a corn chip shivering from cold?
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... Too late, Mr. Jobs![^] 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Classic.
And as a cat owner servant you can probably relate to this[^] one
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The url tells you that: https://www.pidjin.net/2009/02/16/killer-iphone/
Still accurate for Apple, though ...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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I'm expected to pay attention to URLs now?
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Halp! I've become a slave to naming and style guidelines.
Years of C++ development and years of development prior to advanced compilers and syntax highlighting and intellisense and doc-comments and all of that made me a fascist about it.
To the point where I judge people for not following, say, MS naming and style guidelines for .NET when building C# apps.
To the point where I usually kick myself for not putting constants before vars in equality comparisons if(0==foo), etc.
I already smoke pot (it's legal here) so how do I loosen up? Y'all don't need my judgment.
Nor do any fellow devs. And I need to be able to use other people's code without feeling a little sick about it, or wanting to refactor it before I touch it.
I'm half serious about this post.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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your style sucks, so does mine, oh and that bloke over there: his style sucks too.
each to their own.
If style is an issue you've got a lot more growing up to do.
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You're not wrong.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Except for 1TB - that's ALWAYS wrong.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is that 1TB or 1TiB?
Paulo Gomes
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
—Bill Gates
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
—Albert Einstein
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