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Oh, dear: World's First Connected Beauty mask[^]
This - of course - assumes that you are often a long distance away from your face ... and want to sit around looking like a Phantom Of The Opera reject. 
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"Elephant you, kemosabe, and the horse you rode in on"? 
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Lone Ranger and Tonto get captured and as a last request they grant LR a request.
He whispers in Tonoto's ear and Tonto rides off.
Some time latter Tonto returns with 100 naked women on horseback.
LR says: I said posse Tonto Posse!
Got my site back up after my time in the woods!
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€41,110 pledges by 187 backers, that's an average of €220 per backer 
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does not surprise me,
probably the same people that have no problem paying $100+ for a tiny little bottle (1/2 oz / 15 gram) of branded moisteriser "beauty" cream. (It'll have some super special made-up name ingredient in it like bolloxalot or gonadenkopfen)
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Lopatir wrote: (It'll have some super special made-up name ingredient in it like bolloxalot or gonadenkopfen)
And "99% Aqua" of course...
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That's got to be a seriously difficult interview:
"How many people have you killed before?" "Ah ... well ... um ..."
"Can you demonstrate your hanging technique on say, Charles here?" "Yeah, sure" Charles: "WTF? I'm outta here!"
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Can't stop to chat; I have to get my application in before Konstabel Els[^] steals the job.
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conversations with executioners: Blackadder quickly comes to mind
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[sorta off topic but this post made me think about it]
when will AI's be allowed to apply for jobs? (and you gotta wonder if Google et.al. have tried this)
This job's requirements being a good case in point: could one question the moral character of an AI?
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Lopatir wrote: could one question the moral character of an AI?
I'd be more worried about the moral character of the people who use them.
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"AI" is a simulation of intelligence; it will not have moral, it will simulate having one.
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: "AI" is a simulation of intelligence; it will not have moral, it will simulate having one.
Well, we don't need AIs, then.
That requirement has already been filled to bursting point with politicians.
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AI might be a cheaper option.
Imagine Brexit (simplified) being discussed by an AI 
AI: EXIT NOW (What is my score for this answer?)
AI: REMAIN (What is my score for this answer?)
On questioning whether to remain or not, AI will simply state the answer with the highest score.
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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"Hey man, how's the new job?"
"It's alright, drug dealers occasionally hang out with me."
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Where can I apply? I executed a lot over the command line 
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I'm also putting in my experience with databases.
Familiarity with using a TRUNCATE TABLE should be useful.
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I must get real … I thought it was a joke …
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU1xS07N-FA
I think it's something that has code and it's able to decode a mystery !!!
Ya especially others code...
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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None of them say "I wanna be a muppet"!
Given the percentage of muppets in society, this displays blatant anti-diversity and muppetism!
Tear it down! Burn the witch!
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34. Stone operating with axes (4)
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34) ONYX - a stone: operating (ON) with axes(X,Y)
Good one! 
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