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Kent Sharkey wrote: ability to adapt to meet consumer demands is even more imperative.
Seeing what Microsoft, Google, Facebook and other big fishes do... I thought the best is to know better what the user wants than the users themselves.
M.D.V. 
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Another quality idea for you to discuss
Sorry, but I really haven't got it in me to sit through yet another series of "great revelations" that opens with a sentence like "Staying relevant in today’s ever-changing digital landscape is critical to business survival".
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Microsoft named Satya Nadella CEO five years ago today. His tenure has been a pragmatic one, and will likely continue along the same path for the coming five years. Pragmatism, and new icons!
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Pragmatism, and new icons!
And an inverted exponential curve in quality of the product. 
M.D.V.
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Sell cloud! Sell cloud! Sell cloud!
Bugger users; put our worst people on products!
Sell cloud!
The world wants cotton candy in the sky, and we want users' data!
Sell cloud!
Rinse and repeat for 25 years.
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modified 5-Feb-19 1:47am.
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Smartphone shipments are down, and a lot of the decline has to do with high prices and growing consumer frustration. One expert calls today's smartphone market a 'mess.' I'm pretty sure 1900 was a worse year for smartphone shipments
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You got that right. You would think people would be clamoring for these high priced tech gadgets. People back in 1900 didn't have these devices and now they're all dead. We have them and we're alive, so one can properly deduce that smartphones must be the lifeblood of all human nature. This is why I got into programming. Logic is my strong suit.
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How is it that no-one seems to know the law of diminishing returns?
Smartphones are in a "settling" phase, now. The period where smartphones were a new and inventive gimmick are over, and the bulk of people has come to the conclusion that phones aren't going to get much better, so are keeping them until they run out of capacity (either in processing power or storage), so they ain't buying a new one every three weeks, any more -- most sales are for new users and breakage replacements.
Just watch: in a year's time ms will finally realise that it should have stuck with actually improving the desktop/laptop OS, rather than turn it into a phone OS in an attempt to float on the smartphone bubble, because new desktops and laptops will always sell, and the vast majority of people will always want to upgrade their computers as soon as they can.
One of the smartphone bubble's biggest "achievements" has been the almost total ruin of the ms OS and products, as it floundered its way into (and almost immediately back out of) the bubble.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: he vast majority of people will always want to upgrade their computers as soon as they can.
i haven't bought a new PC in five years - two phones ago. and i when i got it, i named it 'Fin', because i assume it's the last PC i'll even need to buy.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: I'm pretty sure 1900 was a worse year for smartphone shipments
Not so, it was positively vintage. No 'phones shipped with malware or bloatware; no 'phones shipped with propriety chargers; no 'phones arriving late or broken ...
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Only getting around to catching up on this shocking news. Only 1.41 billions smart phones shipped in 2018!!!
I should tell all those people that continue to use phones with shattered glass fronts to upgrade to save the world.
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Puma has announced its latest take on self-lacing shoes just a few weeks after Nike unveiled one of its own self-lacing models. Because they think we can't tie them up ourselves? (or do they want us to debug them?)
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If they're not alexa-compatible, I'm not interested.
Mind you, this has reminded me of an improv stand-up routine I did on shoelaces, way back when. I'll have to put it into writing.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: his has reminded me of an improv stand-up routine I did on shoelaces
go up and tie strong the neck of the user?
M.D.V.
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A software chief of a Chinese bank reportedly found a loophole in his company’s system and managed to stealthily withdraw seven million yuan ($1.03 million USD) over the course of 14 months. When he was caught, he explained he was testing the system. Huaxia Bank bought it, but the authorities didn’t. And he would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling kids. And the auditors too.
"Testing the system". Well, I guess the system worked?
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I clicked on that link fully expecting a "Gus Gorman[^]" style salami-slicing exploit. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Bonus marks for a great reference to a horrid movie
TTFN - Kent
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This shows what wonderful people bankers are.
The Bank said: Yes, he stole money, but that's all we in the banking industry ever do, so he was just doing his job!
The police replied:
Screw that! He's nicked!
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office space
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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This functionality was originally created by the VB team to enable faster application development. Fingers crossed they'll port ON ERROR RESUME NEXT
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"Along with the FileIO functionality there is the TextFieldParser. This is an RFC compliant CSV parser that can also handle fixed-width files."
I've been programming for nearly 40 years, and I cannot remember I time that I have ever encountered a fixed-width file.
A more pressing question is what will be the default syntax highlighting color for these objects/methods?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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There are some type of credit card feeds that are fixed width.
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Please don't clutter my rant with tangible examples.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I had to develop a web portal for a car distribution company that uses fixed-width files for two-way communication with their AS/400 system.
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- Homer
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