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Keith Barrow wrote: I quite often have pubic members
Because exposing your privates is never a good idea.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
modified 4-Feb-19 12:10pm.
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We've gotta keep them protected.
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That's a common one of mine, too.
Not so much a typo as a failure between brain and finger, it really annoys me when I type the wrong word ... For example, their is know way I can tolerate this. I hate it when I read that sort of drivel, so it really upsets me when my fingers type it! They're doing it more and more as well, when I'm typing at speed.
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Luck, l or f depending on my attitude not because they're close together.
Got my site back up after my time in the woods!
JaxCoder.com
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I can handle typos. What drives me up the wall is keyboards that have narrow Shift keys at either end so some manufacturer could add an extra key (or even two) that doesn't belong there.
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Wait a sec, c and x are very close together.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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For whatever reason I often miss the second "o" when I type SET NOCOUNT ON.
All other errors I blame on a faulty keyboard driver which cannot read my sloppy typing.
Particularly when my password fails. I know my password, the computer just can't read it
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Yeah, that has been getting to a frequent problem - then I went to the neurologist and was told I have 'essential tremors' in my left hand ( only the left one though  ). And why it is called 'essential' I do not understand - I certainly don't want or need it. I have to spend more time rereading what I type to make sure I didn't double a letter or miss one....
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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tue instead of the (on the phone keyboard, that is).
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I always press the correct keys. The order of the keys is the problem. For eaxmple.
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I have dyslexic fingers, I can read and spell words fine but I cannot type them
The most common one is that I work for a Compnay
but other appear at intervals and sometimes letters randomly move along a word such as when I fill my car with perotl
For some reason this is never a problem when writing
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In an odd coincidence, I tweeted this yesterday:
Quote: The next generation of auto-correct must have grammatical context checking in the choice engine. Look at preceding words to determine if the choice would ever appear. Also scan backwards from subsequent words to correct invalid insertion choices.
Just a random thought.
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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'serach'. It's a good thing app developers hardly ever have a need to use the term 'search'.
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If I had a dollar for every time I typed "flase," I could stop programming for a living.
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When I want to type "from" it comes out as "form", and when I want "form" I type "from".
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I think English got it reversed. It should be form and from.
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I often used to write 'teat' for 'test' and 'bugger' for 'buffer' 
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I almost wrote Oi Griff!, but others may have good ideas too. I am looking for a site with free cool fonts (for a private invitation). Something roughish grafitti-ish is what I am after. Thanks!
Are YOU invited? Well, are you in Stockholm Friday?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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 That's funny I have googled a lot but (a while ago) never came across that 1.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Ha, no problem. Been there. 
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There is also DaFont - Download fonts[^] which has some good ones, including: Breaking Bad[^] and Crazy Killer[^] which come in handy for greetings cards...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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