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A good metric to measure software maintainability is the holy grail of software metrics. In this article, Alexander von Zitzewitz, software architect and CEO at hello2morrow, explores a promising new metric to track maintainability. Step 0: did I write it (-1000 to the score)
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This is actually quite clever.
Unfortunately, as is often the case when you put clever things in the hands of managers, it will probably devolve into consuming a lot more time and effort than "dumber" ways.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The European Union (EU) launched an online resource site yesterday that offers complete compliance guide to General data protection regulation (GDPR) law by EU. Just a year after requiring everyone to be compliant
Bang on time for the EU
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It was probably meant to be on-line eighteen months ago, but writing web pages is hard!
I don't know why they went to the effort of making multiple web pages, when all that's needed is one sentence: "**king pack it in!"
I mean, it's not as if the data slurpers genuinely believe that what they're doing is right and honorable -- they know they're doing wrong, and they know they're doing harm to the zeitgeist.
Expecting them to behave like decent people is too big an ask, I suppose.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: The European Union (EU) launched an online resource site yesterday that offers complete compliance guide to General data protection regulation (GDPR) law by EU.
Ummm no, Proton Mail launched a .eu site with it's understanding of the GDPR. The original apparently was fixed, but your quoted text is still the old incorrect version.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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They’re called activity cards, and as long as you’re logged into your Google account, they’ll let you access your past search history on a specific topic right in the results. Easier long-term for us, or them?
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How could anyone possibly see this as anything other than an extreme example of abusing users' privacy?
Smacked, my gob is.
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Share & share alike right?
I prefer Bing datamining myself; get points for tracked searches, etcetera that directly translate into rewards diminishing the wh0r3s approach to "invading" other's privacy; the whole license grants impunity to the law regarding your personal information is borderline terroristic and criminal if subjugates any user to unnecessary, uncontrollable risk. Amazing that these "commercial" grade companies understand basic business law and liability; these companies assume control of tort on the behalf of everyone with a digital signature system granting them immunity from responsibility yet they're responsible enough to cash that check bordering if not explicating residing within the domain of incompetency. Explains why so many of these elite online presence wind up in federal and foreign trade court due to the fact that licensing may NOT replace or over-ride the individual's rights to safety.
Don't see the need for search history being anymore than what it is currently considering the extensive logging that is Windows 10; am waiting with baited breath for the ensuing sh!t-s70rm that will inevitably roll out from the bowels of the Linux & BSD communities concerning Chrome & Google inclusively. One more brick in the wall.
I can already hear a chorus of quacks as DuckDuckGo hits an all time high in user traffic and the open source Chromium skyrockets in usage when it drops the history logging feature at user request --it's going to happen.
I was unaware of that...
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Yesterday, the U.S. News and World Report published its annual list of 100 best jobs of 2019 and the software developer role topped the list. I really need to look into that job, it sounds fascinating
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The unofficial list...
1. Software developer
2. Firmware developer
3. Hardware developer
4. Tupperware developer
5. Silverware developer
and rounding out the bottom...
Underwear developer.
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The text was bland but acceptable, up until this point:packtpub wrote: The other top jobs in the list were Statistician, Physician Assistant, Dentist, Nurse Anesthetist, Orthodontist, Nurse Practitioner, Pediatrician, Obstetrician and Gynecologist, Oral and Maxillofacial Surgeon.
And that's where it came off the rails and lost all credibility.
I haven't dug into it, yet, but I'm pretty sure that anything that pushes the idea that dental workers are the happiest people on Earth is at least partly sponsored by the insidious DDT (Dentists are Doctors, Too!) organisation.
But then it really left the atmosphere here:
packtpub wrote: And, if you are curious which was the least favorite job, it was Surgical Technologist.
Don't bother to look it up; it's what scrubs put on their CVs.
Being a scrub is the best job on Earth?
WTF were they smoking/sniffing/snorting/mainlining when they compiled this?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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When I looked up the differences of those mouth related jobs, seemed okay to separate.
But what shocked me, and might need to consider is Software Engineer was not on the list.
They got Web Developer down at 51.
Should I consider requesting a promotion from Software Engineer to Software Developer? 
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Photo Developer used to be high on the list but, for some mysterious reason, is no longer there.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Experts from the NSA and Darktrace discuss AI, invisible security, and why you really need to change your passwords. Ever progress
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Got fed up with that article pretty quickly.
AI this, AI that, AI the other.
AI is new tech (to people who haven't been involved in it over the past 25 years or so), so what are the first things it'll be used for?
Like any new tech, in order of priority:
1. Weapons
2. Crime
3. Pron
"AI waffle waffle waffle impersonate people waffle waffle waffle phishing waffle waffle waffle" does not an article make. A little research (y'know, that thing that real journalists do) might have made it interesting.
Mind, the fact that this is another site that forced me to go through three browsers, before it would display properly, didn't set me up to read the article with any optimism.
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This roadmap is meant to give our team and users clarity over our priorities over the next 6 months. It's meant more as a set of guidelines than as a strict set of tasks we are bound to finish. We may adjust over this period depending on changing needs and feedback from our users. It's not going away (yet)
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Not reading that one.
Google maps is bad enough, with its undelineated white roads on pale, pastel grey backgrounds.
An ASCIIart map would be almost as unreadable as that, so why bother?
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Every year, Mark Zuckerberg announces his New Year’s resolution. In years past, he’s decided to tackle more inconspicuous tasks: learning Mandarin and traveling the entire country. But in 2019, he wants to be more ambitious by tackling big questions surrounding technology’s place in our world. Because if there's one person that could do it... it's not him
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Zuckerberg wrote: “My challenge for 2019 is to host a series of public discussions about the future of technology in society”.
... So that I can patent any new ideas before some other firm thinks of them!
Beware of Greeks @rseholes bearing gifts.
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By now, Agile and DevOps are proven methodologies and well known throughout the software development industry, but their stories are not over yet. Unfortunately...
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There comes a time when it's necessary to stop talking bollocks about trivial modifications to processes, and get some bloody work done!
But people don't make names for themselves or wheedle their way up the career ladder by doing work that actually brings in money to pay everyone's salaries, so maybe not.
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Rollback attack let attackers spend 88,500 previously spent coins. Currency of the future...
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At least they were foresighted enough to give the currency a remarkably appropriate name.
The words "Disappearing into the" come to mind.
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If they wait long enough, it will only be 50 cents worth of cryptocurrency, so its not so bad.
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The 20-qubit system combines into a single package the quantum and classical computing parts it takes to use a machine like this for research and business applications. Didn't they just say yesterday that they'd have one, "in a few years"?
Does this mean that I have to be a millionaire now? Dang.
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