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Cartman and Butters sprang immediately to mind. Awesom-o 2000 - Second Best. South Park. Ever!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Repost :p Done first in 1770 :p The Turk - Wikipedia[^]
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Oops, indeed -- for the journalists.
Nobody told them is was a real robot -- nobody told anyone it was a real robot.
Except the press, of course. They made complete asses of themselves. Everyone else at the event knew it was just a puppet show; a bit of entertainment.
It's nice to know that the steep decline in the quality of journalism isn't confined to the West.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I am afraid that this is what happens when the press, and I use that word lightly, competes for eye-balls on the web. Honest, factual, unbiased news was thrown out the window and replaced with click-bait headlines and the "first to publish online wins" mentality. These are a few of the reasons why I now subscribe to the Wall Street Journal. It's full of reporters actually reporting the news and Opinions are relegated to their own section of the newspaper.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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Typical. Russia has not got the technology to produce even a half decent boat, yet they tryo to convince us they are a force to be reckoned with. They arent.
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In Soviet Russia, people are robots !
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Robot Man: I'm the man in the robot suit
Buried in my lies
Won't you come and save me?
Save me...
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Real robots don't exist, they're a conspiracy by the West intent on destabilizing Mother Russia.
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I saw a similar situation, but in reverse, on social media recently.
Man gets arrested. Mans picture shows up in the local mug shots along side everyone else who gets arrested, just like they always do. No detes other than regular arrest info, as is standard. Man goes on rant because his warrant was over a civil incident (bill) he was unaware of. People had sent summons to wrong address.
Man says that the paper made him out to be a normal criminal by not including details to show how minimal his crime was when posting his mug shot (which they never do, that is a rediculous ask).
What happened was a very normal experience with no context added at all. He assumed the context people would attach to it, and then blamed the paper. They were just operating as normal with no malice at all.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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Chris Maunder wrote: Chocolate paves road in German town after factory spill[^]
Call me when it's beer.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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beer is good, not sure I'd be into bending down to lick it off the pavement though.
could spear a few good bratwurst though, cooking them would kill the germans
(then again I briefly thought coffee, but soon remembered that German coffee is utter crap [only done worse by the frogs].)
Note: for the unwary: when in Germany buy a strudel then cross the border into Holland for a coffee.
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So, of course, someone leans on their horn, just in case the driver didn't know anything was wrong.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not a good idea - London Beer flood[^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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There's something dark about this. I think it's lindt to an act of vandalism.
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Someone call Augustus Gloop!
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Geo for Bootstrap, a Timeless Theme by Divshot[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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You realise you'll incur a massive bill for optical repair and psych meds for anyone that follows your link.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Actually, that's kind of awesome! 
That's exactly how everyone's website looked in the late 90's and early 2000's.
The only thing I'm missing is snow falling in the background and a theme music in (what I think was) an 8-bit midi file
Reminded me of this gem[^]
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