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Heap big trouble.
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As a programmer looking for a job, you need to be on the lookout for badly managed companies. Whether it’s malicious exploitation or just plain incompetence, the less time you waste applying for these jobs, the better. So is, 'Contents under pressure'
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Caution - don't shake or leave in direct sunlight. Always good safety tips. Appropriate here too.
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Damn! I almost got run over by a bus, just!
Does anyone know what I can do to avoid that?
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Ride the bus - it can't run you over if you are on it!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Is it better to be run over by a bus or be thrown under it?
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A little over 4 years ago Microsoft announced that they were open sourcing large parts of the .NET framework and as this slide from New Features in .NET Core and ASP.NET Core 2.1 shows, the community has been contributing in a significant way Time flies when you're sending pull requests
At the very least, downloading all the version updates for .NET Core
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Anyone want to go repo-diving to figure out WTE it's got a handful of python and perl files in it?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The engine has been upgraded to provide industrial grade simulation quality at game simulation performance. Add it to your next database query app
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I had so much trouble with physx, in a past life, that even seeing the name raises my hackles, years later.
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Homomorphic encryption, which allows processing of encrypted data, gives us the ability to use these services without exposing our private information. See if you give it your seal of approval
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It's completely useless.
I mean, have you seen the icon?
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Google is now offering access to five games controlled entirely by Morse code, thanks to a 48 hour “hackathon,” and a partnership with Adaptive Design Association. Coding like it's 1899
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Pope announces that Mr. Google will never be made a saint, nor even go to Heaven, so might as well stop pretending.
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In terms of glitchy behavior, we’re not quite at HAL 9000 levels just quite yet—but during the debut demonstration of the International Space Station’s new AI-powered robot, CIMON, the free-floating device displayed some rather questionable behavior. Keep it away from the pod bay doors!
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Most. Boring. Space. Robot. EVAH!
In this one instance, I'd approve a redesign by apple.
Or Dykstra.
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A team of scientists from Arizona State University's School of Molecular Sciences and Germany have published in Science Advances online today an explanation of how a particular phase-change memory (PCM) material can work one thousand times faster than current flash computer memory, while being significantly more durable with respect to the number of daily read-writes. Can the market change to phase change?
Yeah. Sad blurb. I'll accept others below.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: one thousand times faster than current flash computer memory, while being significantly more durable with respect to the number of daily read-writes.
I hope this is arriving soon and cheap. I'll take a 1 TB PCM Drive for $100, please. 
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Excellent!
Since it has three states, we can finally achieve the holy grail of the Yes/No/Maybe Boolean!
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This will shatter the way I live my life.
Shatter = glass = 1 state of that memory.
I'm certain this would send some people for their coats, but I'll never give up on a bad streak! 
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For someone who has been a strong supporter of FOSS for a very long time, watching what has been happening to the various FOSS communities over the past half decade or so is kind of depressing. "What's so funny 'bout peace love and understanding?"
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I wish people would think about the repercussions of their statements before they commit them to writing.
What must also be taken into account is that this will become a central pillar of the arguments given by idiots who want to mindlessly follow all the latest trends.
Given the choice between having to put up with discussions about adopting costly and useless flavour-of-the-month "innovative solutions", three times a month, and a bit of lag because of a bitcoin miner, I say "Get yer pickaxes out, Boys! Dig away!"
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In late November, Microsoft alongside 100 local law enforcement officials in Gurgaon, India took down 16 call centers engaging in those annoying tech support scams. Now I'll never get any phone calls
I guess there's still the "Visa/Mastercard center" calls to look forward to.
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Ha!
So I was right to do it in an Indian accent! It threw the idiots half a world away from my trail!
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