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Damnit, can you cancel this thread?
The devs are demanding locks on the toilet doors, now!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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33 lines out of 3.3 million lines of code have been changed. I'm feeling the warm and fuzzies already
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What bunch of lovely, cuddly, leftovers-for-brains massagers came up with this snuggling leftovers?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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F*ckin hippies...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) ![Sunshine | [little ray of sunshine]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/sunshine.gif)
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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It is common knowledge that hardware is cheap, and programmers are expensive, and that most performance issues can be easily solved by throwing more and bigger hardware at it. But is it really cheaper in the long run? Is there still some room for optimization work? MYGNI: Maybe You Gonna Need It
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Programmers new to the game are more prone to think more hardware is better because they assume that the compiler de jeurs is already optimizing for them. Those of us that grew up in the PC dev industry when 4k of RAM was king and 320k was considered "a lot of disk space" will always do things with optimization in mind, even though we use .Net.
The kings of optimization are assembly language devs, but nobody I've worked with over the last 20 years has ever done assembly language. It's a lost art.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: The kings of optimization are assembly language devs
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: nobody I've worked with over the last 20 years has ever done assembly language. It's a lost art.
Not quite; compiler writers, and those of us who have to mess with high-performance, time-critical, software still know and use assembly language (in judicious quantities).
If you mean that no one writes entire applications in assembly language anymore - you are right.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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before i got out of the image processing biz, i was writing a lot of assembly.
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Believe me - I can write code that brakes ANY hardware... The difference between me and a newbie is that he does it natively, while I have to concentrate harder 
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: The difference between me and a newbie is that he does it natively, while I have to concentrate harderhas to write an entire program, while I can do it using a few assembly language instructions
:evil laugh:
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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On Wednesday, Dell announced that it had discovered a security breach on November 9th. This breach tried to extract Dell’s customer information including names, email addresses, and hashed passwords. If everyone else has a security breach, would you want one too?
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if its trending why not #securitybreach !!!
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Motivations of hackers are unclear, but proprietary Wi-Fi may have been a target. "You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave"
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I pay quite a lot for unlimited data on my phones, because I figure that it costs less than the price you can pay for using wi-fi networks set up by people who don't have a clue what they're doing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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IIRC the ones in the Insider email were setup as redirections so that when they screw up and put a bad link in, they can fix it serverside and people who read the email later will get to the correct story.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Then someone in CP screwed up because in email you have:
https://www.codeproject.com/News.aspx?ntag=19837497634336955&_z=7245998
Which is correct.
The one from previous post I copied from here:
https://www.codeproject.com/script/News/List.aspx
so there is no point in doing some mambo jumbo redirection.
Oh and in today newsletter there is no link to 'View online at' also... oh well.. They've doing it for how long? 20 years? And still not perfect 
No more Mister Nice Guy... >: |
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There is a forum here for posting site problems: [^] ... you can contribute to this community by using it
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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I was not sure if this was a feature or bug!
No more Mister Nice Guy... >: |
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Hey, that's my post! 
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I've just come across someone's CV on Github. They don't have any other repos, just their CV. Is this an accepted platform for posting your CV online? I would have thought building your own site (or using one of the excellent free online ones) would have been a better alternative. Seems very strange to me but then I may be missing something.
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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Dominic Burford wrote: but then I may be missing something.
An option could be to post in the right forum, couldn't it? I think you wanted to post in the lounge 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Nelek wrote: I think you wanted to post in the lounge
It might be an intentional mistake, to avoid the possibility of making an unintentional one.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: It might be an intentional mistake, to avoid the possibility of making an unintentional one.
This is wonderful, Mark ! The main character in a story I'm writing could have, should have, said this If I have your permission to use this, I'll attribute it to you, or, for a very reasonable up-front, cash, fee, not attribute 
cheers, Bill
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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