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I know. I beg forgiveness doing old jokes because I’m old. And doing this every day gets tiring. 
TTFN - Kent
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ZDNet: Over the last month, the company has failed miserably in that regard.
We should all club together and make a movie about that.
"The Longest Day" made a fortune, so we can follow it up with "The Longest Month".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Andrew Moore says getting the technology to work in businesses is a huge challenge. Everyone knows the magic dust is, "Agile-Scrumm-IoC-OOP-Cloud"
Did I miss 15?
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AI is not “magic dust” for your company, says Google’s Cloud AI boss, who wants to sell you "magic beans".
The biggest challenge of AI is deciding which technologies you can credibly claim are AI.
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The year 2019 will bring new approaches to increase software development productivity and better align development teams and organizations, according to a recent report by research firm Forrester. "Turn and face the strange"
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This is an article "told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
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I started reading it before I noticed it was the SD Times -- and then immediately stopped.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: a whopping 37% of developers are already using AI and machine learning (ML) to test better and faster
Really? I'd love to see the sources for that made up statistic ...
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Quote: a whopping 37% of developers assigned to AI project research are already using AI and machine learning (ML) to test better and faster
FTFY
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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That just means three of the eight guys he saw at a happy hour yesterday said they've heard of artificial intelligence and machine learning. The part about them being developers and using those for testing was an "extrapolation."
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Built from scratch to run on all major platforms, with beautiful UI and a flawless user experience. And yes, it’s free. Meet Fiddler Everywhere – the future of Fiddler. And in the darkness find that friggin' broken link
Not that I have to use it almost daily or anything
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Dammit, how do we justify our framework choice?
I know, I'll write an article claiming it's perfect.
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https://www.zdnet.com/article/microsoft-open-sources-its-entire-patent-portfolio/
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes… The dead rising from the grave. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together – mass hysteria.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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pretty sure that story was posted about a month ago from somewhere.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I think the old news was that MS joined the OIN. The new news is that they open-sourced 60k patents in the OIN. The new old news is that if you're not part of the OIN, you're still screwed if they decide to come after you.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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this article was dated October 10, so it's a month old. And AIUI going all in with patents is a requirement for the OIN itself.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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We aim to build a programming language that looks like HTML This is what happens when the kids grow up with angle brackets
I know, it's very early in the project, and they'll probably hit many walls and give up. But I stand by my intended mockery.
(I also remember seeing an 'XML as a programming language' project back around 2000). Fortunately, that went no where as well.
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Quote: Most programming languages feature booleans. A boolean is a variable that can only have 2 values.
In most languages these 2 values are called true and false. But in HTML we call these 2 values cake and lie.
I rest my cake.
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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To follow up...
So remember: cake = true, lie = false
I can only think that this whole project is a complete joke. If not: 
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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It really makes no sense at all, as any Portal fan knows, the Cake is a Lie, so they their Boolean "logic" is based on two truth values of False and False.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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But if the Cake is a Lie and Cake is true and Lie is false that means true == false and false == true, so both the Cake and the Lie are true and false at the same time.
This is the language for quantum computers!
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A HTML language that is compiled by python and outputs C code for a microcontrollers. 
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The Allen Institute for Artificial Intelligence has added new features to its academic search engine, Semantic Scholar, to make it easier for professionals and plebs to understand and advance research. "Blinding me with science"
Probably of near zero use to most of us, but I thought it was pretty neat.
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A new survey of cybersecurity decision-makers shows that most companies lack adequate safeguards against phishing threats and many don't fully understand the risks or how widespread the threat is. The hook isn't the problem, it's the clubbing once you're in the boat
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