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I agree, it's best to avoid bulls 
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Never 
Left is top right is down, left/top right/bottom, if I think about my Screen....
Nevertheless, you Point out a serious Thing:
A Bachelor is thinking about the magnetic field. His help is, with the screw Driver I Need to turn right to screw, so the magnetic field goes this way....
while ....
a Dr. degree (what else) when screw in a screw remembers about the direction of the magentic field to decide in which direction he has to turn the screw Driver in practice.
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Just remember:
Lefty, loosey.
Righty, tighty.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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That is of course unless you are a crew member of a Chieftain Tank (where the road wheels each side had it's own (right / left thread). Forwards to tighten, backwards to loosen... 
Who the f*** is General Failure, and why is he reading my harddisk?
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Two wrongs do not make a right - but 3 lefts does!
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Just remember to keep the car's blinker fluid reservoir topped up - I know you can't buy it for BMW's, but ...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Any day when you feel your job is pointless, life is futile, and you are getting nothing useful done: just remember, there is a man in Germany who for his entire working life has been - and will continue until he retires - fitting indicator blinkers to BMWs.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yup, cuz "shes" then test the blinkers, and high beams, and horn. Can't forget testing the horn.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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What gives you the right to make puns with nothing left for us?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Indeed, I just plow straight into puns at will, not even blinking an eye.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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They used to make sure we knew our hand signals, as well, when talking a road test to get a drivers license. The don't anymore.
The comments on modern hand signals I could use as a followup are rather obvious.
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MacSpudster wrote: Right is up, left is down,
Which directs our paths about.
Your controller is on its side. Rotate it right by 90 degrees.
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"The enemy's gate is down."
- Ender Wiggin
Software Zen: delete this;
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Two weeks into the AI TensorFlow Challenge and 50 enthusiastic participants have completed all 5 steps of the AI TensorFlow tutorial, and several more are slowly getting there. A friendly reminder that the first 100 participants to complete all 5 steps successfully will receive a $25 Amazon gift card. So if you haven't already, enter today!
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I saw a model Bambi for sale recently, but I didn't buy - it was a little deer.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What a coincidence. I saw him too. O nice!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I saw him too, in Venice on vacation
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I met a Bambi at a stag once - she was a dear and the guys fawned all over her...
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Once again, instagating punishing responses, to further rack us with pain. I wonder, Disney even care how it affects us?
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In my experience, most really go for a buck.
modified 1-Nov-18 15:27pm.
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I imagine he's expecting big bucks for these jokes
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Perhaps he's just in a rut?
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You have doe idea ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Hmm...seems I met a model named Bambi once 
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