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Well, if we can have a resident Outlaw Programmer, why not a Astrologer Programmer?
Can I bagsy Pornstar Developer?
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OriginalGriff wrote: Pornstar Developer
We had a CP *cough* member *cough* who worked on point-of-sale software for adult book stores. Unfortunately middle age has caught up with me and I no longer remember his name.
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My 62nd birthday!
Must have been good cos I dont remember a thing about it!
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And behold, 2020 was clearly in sight!
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And forthcoming is Twosday: 2022-02-22 22:22:22
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OriginalGriff wrote: And forthcoming is Twosday: 2222-02-22 22:22:22
FIFY, since you used "forthcoming".
Your particular reference would appear to be for two-timers.
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You guys really expect Forth's second coming[^] so soon?
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In our current cultural climate, we must be inclusive and include the ForTRAN's, too. No puns about a LISP, please!
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I only include things I really need:
#include <stdio.h>
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OriginalGriff wrote: And forthcoming is Twosday: 2022-02-22 22:22:22
And amazingly, that actually lands on a Tuesday!
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Hence the "Twosday"! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: Hence the "Twosday"!
I had to write a unit test to verify that. 
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Yup, it will be twenty past eight again tonight. You celebrating it?
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Every night I celebrate getting there; same for the morning. Never in a hurry, so long as I arrive.
By the way, 2020[^] is anything but unsightly, if you can see what I mean.
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Totally overlooked that; should have known that there's always more than one meaning to what you say 
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I also have the same horror twice every day, but it's more of a procession[^]
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Do away with wheels entirely: Mosquito[^]
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If he's been renting it out for 20 years and only just got possession, I'd be tempted (as the family) to sue him for all of the rental income he has taken before it was his ...
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OriginalGriff wrote: only just got possession
Well actually he has had possession, he changed the locks - that is what the law turns on - he now has title.
The family was also ordered to pay costs which is a pretty clear indication of which way the law leans.
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Today I needed some 9v batteries. My other half - the shining light of my life - told me she was going shopping and asked if I needed anything. I looked on the supermarket website and found a pack of 4 9v batteries which would fit my needs admirably. I showed her the picture and wrote down on her list the precise description.
She went off on foot and after about 2 hours returned with a bag of shopping. I asked her if she got the batteries and she dug down into her bag and produced........a pack of 4 9v batteries.
That is today's news.
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Shock! Horror! Woman shops for right product!
Have I accidentally fallen into a Simpsons Treehouse Of Horror episode? 
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