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The little deities have no need for such a day ever since they landed and conquered the Egyptians.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Modern cats don't have owners; they have clients.
Mine for example ('Canada' by name) lives in a nice post-modern flat beneath the towel rack in our upstairs bath. It's adjacent to a furnace vent, so warm and comforting to her old bones (she's 16).
Software Zen: delete this;
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Is that like pancake day?
How do you cook them?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: How do you cook them?
MMMMMMM Siamese food.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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I think not. I happen to have two in my household. One is "special" - has bladder issues, needs special food at $75/bag.
Insert  here. Normally my better half handles this.
Cat #2 likes to climb the new cellular shades I have just installed. Daughter, "Dad, kicking the cat will not solve the problem." Me, "It will if he goes far enough."
Other daughter is going on cruise, "Will you watch my cats?" she asks my better half. Yesterday, I came home to a large turd in the bathtub... oh yeah, *that* cat (he has a history of being picky).
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Due to a recent change of location, I've had to go from 100M broadband to 500K cell hotspot service.  Of course, I've noticed that the streaming I get from Joker Live Stream has been spotty. I'm using Hola Video Accelerator, and it's helping, but I was wondering if there is another extension I should try.
modified 28-Oct-18 23:06pm.
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Your question puzzles me, actually. It is like asking : "So I recently switched from a ferrari to a ford mondeo, and I wonder if there is any car shampoo that would allow me to drive 320km/h like I did before ?"
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Reading this delightful riposte, with one eye, I read it as "cat shampoo" 
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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I think cat shampoo (is that a thing ?) could work even better in this case !
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It's possible. Several years ago my cat was meandering around the rim of the tub while I was taking a shower and she fell in. Since she didn't seem to mind this, and had been kind of scruffy lately, I shampooed her, rinsed her off, and wrapper her in a towel. No blood was lost.
Of course, now that she's old and cranky, things might turn out differently...
Software Zen: delete this;
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The best way to achieve 320km/h in this car is to push it out of an airplane from 45,000 feet.
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... JSOP may find it helpful: How fix any computer[^]
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I see nothing about Android devices. Is that because they never break down? 
(Running, rolling, ducking, and hiding  )
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Classic.
Original here[^] for those that want to se the rest of Matthews stuff.
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We should have a vote on what's the worst part of Linux
- Java
- Regular expressions
- Hygiene
- Sleeping to the sound of whirring fans (alone)
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Probably hygiene.
My OpenVMS systems probably out-noise all possible Linux systems.
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There's am mistake in the Linux one. Linux is written in C not C++
Linus Torvalds: C++ is a horrible language. It's made more horrible by the fact that a lot
of substandard programmers use it, to the point where it's much much
easier to generate total and utter crap with it. Quite frankly, even if
the choice of C were to do *nothing* but keep the C++ programmers out,
that in itself would be a huge reason to use C.
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Dar Brett wrote: C++ is a horrible language. It's made more horrible by the fact that a lot of substandard programmers use it, to the point where it's much much easier to generate total and utter crap with it.
What's remarkable about that quote is it's exactly what C++ programmers say about VB.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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On Linux, step 1 usually works. 
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Hmmm... What's that stink?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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and they recommended I also buy:
How to Change Your Mind: What the New Science of Psychedelics Teaches Us About Consciousness, Dying, Addiction, Depression, and Transcendence
For the curious, the product I bought is Amazon.com : European Gourmet Bakery Organic Chocolate Icing Mix, 11 Ounce - 12 per case. : Pudding : Grocery & Gourmet Food and the reason I have to buy it online now is because the store that used to carry it no longer does! They've replaced their frostings with some crap-in-a-can.
Hate it when that happens. This stuff is great, and because it's dry, I can easily add vanilla or almond extract or cherry juice or other flavor enhancements.
Of course, I suppose I could pretty easily make my own frosting too. That's down the road some time.
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Maybe other buyers have frequently bought syringes with their frosting mix?
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So amazon gave you a book recommendation with your order. Seems like icing on the cake to me. No need to get all frosty over it. Ignoring it is as easy as pie.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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I'm quite relieved. From the title, I had visions of an incredibly tasteless joke coming... 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
modified 28-Oct-18 18:20pm.
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That's what you get when buying European products, stick to American products
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