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... so now I'm off to find a bar with a mirror! 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Or with CCTV?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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my doc said to live longer have more birthdays
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Where shall I send the selfie stick? I don't need it and if the doctor says so...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Where you should stick it? Meet me in the Soapbox and I'll tell you... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Why waste time? Bend over...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Ben Dover? Nice to meet you Ben! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Sorry, I had to make a call to Palermo. The guys there want to take you on a boat tour and make you an offer you can't refuse. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Cool, I've never been to Palermo! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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He mistyped: it's a beaver full of dynamite. An otter you can't defuse.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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They would not blow him up along with a perfectly good boat. They would just let him sit on the deck with the traditional cement footbath for a while.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Those who know don't speak, those who speak don't know.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: those who speak don't know.
ehem...  
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I think me means "snitches need stitches"
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Dang, I was sure he was talking about politicians! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Together with the traditional cement footbath this can also quickly become think or sink.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Sorry to break the joke... but what does it means? (non english speaker here)
M.D.V.
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"Snitch" is a word for a police informer, so "snitches need stitches" is a saying that means just "those to talk to the police will get badly injured, so keep your mouth shut if you know what is good for you".
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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ah... OK
That's why I didn't say anything, only "coughed"
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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OriginalGriff wrote: a beaver full of dynamite.
Soap Box !
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The catacombs over there are really cool 
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Please, if you go to Palermo[^] remember their biggest problem is traffic and most of all you should not touch the bananas
'Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.'
Benny Hill
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When I looked for those pictures the other day, I tried to copy stuff of Herself's XP/32 bit PC onto my 256GB USB stick - which I had formatted to FAT32 using a format tool, since Windows won't let you (it wants you to use the proprietary exFAT, which isn't supported by Android).
The fires didn't transfer correctly though Windows XP said they had, and I figured it was XP had problems with the size and used a smaller 32GB device instead. No biggie.
But ... I figured that if XP tried, then it might have corrupted the file structure, and if I wanted this to be portable, I needed to put it back to exFAT. I don't transfer big files to or from Android anyway, so it doesn't matter that much.
And I started formatting it to exFAT at around 18:00 last night. It's still going. 18% complete. 
And this is USB2, which should be fast enough.
But come on - 90 odd hours to format a stick?
That's like backing up a big HDD to floppies was back in the day...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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