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Quote: I will live forever...
The Highlander, where is he? Please wait here while I go get my sword...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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There can be only one!
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I need a programming software. I want to download this software. Where I will get this software?
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You had every opportunity to make me laugh here, and you chose not to. Please explain yourself. 
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Wait 'til you see his code ... you'll be rollin' in the aisles! 
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OG is exercising restraint. Kudos to the man! 
/ravi
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However he made a critical mistake.
Visual Studio is the wrong choice in this case.
He should've offered:
1) Download Python | Python.org[^]
2) Press F12 (open dev tools) for JavaScript -- Probably Download | Node.js[^] since the OP wanted a "programming software" for download.
3) PHP: Downloads[^] - if the OP wanted a web "programming software"
And we all know Python is the correct choice here. 
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He'd be better off with this: Python[^]
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We don't need no stinkin' restraint!
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I need a shooting gun. I want to order this gun. Where I will get this gun?
Just asking, since you obviously have crossed the line to lawful evil now.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Hah! My elder brother was a vicar, and I used to leave messages on his answer phone saying "Hi God botherer! It's the Antichrist here - get your people to ring my people" - until his bishop heard one, anyway...
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What happened a yes-talk or an exchange of opinions?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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It probably didn't help his case when he was defrocked (for other reasons, but the Antichrist bit wasn't appreciated much apparently).
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Ok, then it was an exchange of opinions. He went in with his own and came out with the bishop's.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Thanks for your consideration.
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Toys "R" Us. Get there quick, they're having a going out of business sale as programming is being replaced by self-driving AI's.
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Please post correct link
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Please read my tip about programming to get an idea what is needed for developing software.
You MUST know for what you are programming. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
modified 7-May-18 4:40am.
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Shouldn't this be in the Q&A section?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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