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Why did they demote Commander Straker[^] to flying a moon shuttle?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Masterpiece, but not for the impatient 
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I love Kubrick movies. 
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The best sci-fi movie I've ever watched - not that I am really a fan of the genre.
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If you want a good sci-fi movie, what about "The Wizard of OZ". Always keeps me enthralled.
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How many here remember when it first came out? I saw it when it first showed in the "Cinerama" in Fresno California.
If you think hiring a professional is expensive, wait until you hire an amateur! - Red Adair
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The Blue Danube (scene).
"(I) am amazed to see myself here rather than there ... now rather than then".
― Blaise Pascal
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A great "Art" film. The story would have come across better if Kubrick had not removed the narration nine weeks before the film's release. There is so much more to the story that is in the book. For my money the special effects still stand up well. 2010 was a straight up action sequel which I also enjoyed.
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If ya want proof the universe is ever-expanding, just look at our waistlines.
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That is probably valid if you are a navel gazer.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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The universe is expanding because there asre large numbers of electrons, protons and neutrons, but ever increasing number of morons!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Hi,
Today i gave an assessment for asp.net and Sql Server for some recruiter on ikmnet.com and overall my assessment went up and down but the final result was quite impressive not what i was expecting it was in 90 percentile overall.
What i saw was the questions were quite tricky and one could learn deep about the concept or feature of language being asked.
I didn't recorded my session that way i could had questions to review later, but i avoided that as it didn't looked ethically right and second reason was i might be disqualified from the test.
So i am looking for forums like ikmnet where we can have mock assessments to practice and improve our concepts and knowledge about different topics in software development, and more specifically asp.net and c# specifics and SQL Server stuff. Can anybody here aware of any thing like this?
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mcsa mcsd - Google Search[^]; all depends what you want to learn. But passing an online quiz is not the same as a face to face interview with an interviewer who knows the subject.
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It's not about just passing online quiz, the questions were quite interesting and can conclude how deeply one knows the subject, so I was looking for that kind of platforms where we can practice with Mock tests to improve our knowledge 
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You would probably learn more from the articles here on CodeProject.
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What a selfish nut-job! 
Good thinking by the cops though, too risky to continue the chase + high risk of causing other accidents.
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Before anyone suggests that it was my car, keep in mind that a) I live in Texas, b) my car is white, and c) my car is much faster.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The funny (or perhaps sad) bit is that the article author decided to make it a sort of advertisement for the Mustang.
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In the style of a TV commercial: "Tired of getting speeding tickets? Tired of all those flashing lights in the mirror when you just want a peaceful drive in the dark after a heavy night of drinking? Well then I've got the car for you! It's slick, stylish, and fast - a Mustang! Announce to everyone else on the road - move over pansies! A real man is coming through. Get yours today!"
Disclaimer: Death counts towards all claims made. Non-professional use of this car may result in unsatisfactory results including, but not limited to, speeding tickets, DUIs, death, vehicular assault, vehicular homicide, reckless driving, and destruction of property. Mustang is not held liable for unsafe use of this vehicle.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Before anyone suggests that it was my car,
I was thinking it though...
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Yeah, I'll bet he hit 150 going downhill and yours could do it uphill, right?
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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You forgot:
d) I usually chase the police, not the opposite.
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That'll make them wonder!!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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