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Gonna get gargantuan guestimations gearing gravitationally-gifted gabbers gone gabby!
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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Now it’s time for a final glimpse into the future. Today we’ll cover another two possible C# 8.0 features: target-typed new expressions and covariant return types. C# 8.0 marks the end of the world?
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Yes, because they are going to rename it C##. Or aliens are going to arrive.
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The surveillance imposed on us today is worse than in the Soviet Union. We need laws to stop this data being collected in the first place Enjoy trying to put the toothpaste back into the tube
It's Stallman(tm), so you know it's 'radical'
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Kent Sharkey wrote: The surveillance imposed on us today is worse than in the Soviet Union
Maybe it has something to do with Soviet Union not existing any more?
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You mean Stallman is actually right? 
TTFN - Kent
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The idea of privacy of public actions in a public space is absurd.
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Hopefully, this isn't a Leslie. I searched and didn't see anyone post it yet.
It's an interesting (and somewhat annoying letter) really.
Satya Nadella email to employees: Embracing our future: Intelligent Cloud and Intelligent Edge | Stories[^]
What's annoying...
Nadella: First, computing is more powerful and ubiquitous from the cloud to the edge.
I guess I just don't know what "the edge" is.
Nadella: Computing experiences are evolving to include multiple senses and are no longer bound to one device at a time but increasingly spanning many as we move from home to work and on the go.
"Multiple senses"?!? Or maybe, hearing and vision alone. I don't want to smell my computer. 
That multiple senses point seems to have leaked into his thoughts from the idea of multiple devices.
Yes, I do want to be able to access content from multiple devices.
I do like his reference to conway's law and do think that is a large barrier at microsoft.
Quote: To truly get the best impact from our efforts, we will have to push ourselves to transcend Conway’s law[^].
modified 3-Apr-18 11:34am.
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"Edge" - It's the new buzzword for the device in front of you.
"Edge" is to "Cloud" as "Client" is to "Server"...
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Stryder_1 wrote: "Edge" - It's the new buzzword
Thanks for explaining that. "Edge" really doesn't scan though. 
This feels like a term that the nerds (Microsoft) make up while the cool kids (Apple) sit at a distance and laugh. 
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They are all nerds at Microsoft and Apple, no cool kids, just nerds...jerky nerds at that.
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Maybe the senses he is referring to are sight, hearing, and touch. When I was working on augmented and virtual reality devices and associated software, I also had to incorporate haptics into the system. The next evolution into augmented and virtual reality is the ability to touch the object(s) you are looking at. We were working on training simulators to train Apache helicopter maintenance personnel.
You wouldn't believe the number of offers we were getting from the porn industry for the technology. 
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Donathan.Hutchings wrote: We were working on training simulators to train Apache helicopter maintenance personnel
Great explanation and the work sounds very interesting. 
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raddevus wrote: I guess I just don't know what "the edge" is.
The lead guitarist for the [alleged] musical group U2.
"Multiple senses": seeing and hearing enhance the porn experience.
Futuristic and/or forward sounding gibberish is still gibberish.
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That's a very comprehensive list of what Edge might mean. 
I believe the correct one is the last one:
Joe Woodbury wrote: Futuristic and/or forward sounding gibberish is still gibberish.
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Yep, I can see and hear my computers and feeling the mouse is Ok, but I have no desire to smell or taste it!!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Fewer people's jobs are likely to be destroyed by artificial intelligence and robots than has been suggested by a much-cited study, an OECD report says. Only a 14% chance? Roll for initiative
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In other news, OECD successfully launches Skynet.
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Some cybersecurity experts and regular users were surprised to learn about a Chrome tool that scans Windows computers for malware. But there’s no reason to freak out about it. After all, they wouldn't do anything evil with it, right?
... right?
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Experts: "Software, such as browsers, must scan for malware!"
- Later -
Experts: "We were shocked to find software, such as browsers, scanning for malware!"
(Akin to:
Pundit: Software will anticipate what you want to do
Developer: To do that, software must gather data
Pundit: Surveillance state!
)
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If you’re a big enough fan of ramen, maybe you can look at a photo of a tonkotsu bowl on Instagram and immediately recognize which restaurant it’s from. Good to know someone has their priorities straight
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I expect a news story any day now that Google's ramen identifier can't distinguish between ramen and a cat playing the piano. Or a bowl of worms.
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It's 100 times farther away than the previous record. But it didn't give me my wish, so I don't care
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Just wait, Chris may let you take one of the hamsters home.
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And it will start removing existing cryptocurrency mining extensions in June. "Well, I been tired but I been working in a coal mine"
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