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How about reading every 10th page only ?
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Can't wait to hear how many chapters he has on publishing an app on the Play Store. Let me guess, that's chapters 10-27.
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I've gotten more useful information about programming from Charles Petzold than any other writer I've read. I doubt I'd be doing this for a living now if I hadn't had the good sense to buy his early Windows books.
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And I'm sure I'll say the same about Xaml Forms (at least) when I eventually get round to finishing his Xaml Forms book. I already know more than average about the deeper workings of WPF, because I started there with a Petzold book.
"'Do what thou wilt...' is to bid Stars to shine, Vines to bear grapes, Water to seek its level; man is the only being in Nature that has striven to set himself at odds with himself."
—Aleister Crowley
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You know, #34 - take a picture of the sun and use it as a flashlight, is not a bad idea!
And #24 - put your wipers up to avoid a ticket -- hahahaha, brilliant! Then you can sue them for breaking your wipers when the meter maid puts them down!
And the bagel one - I cringed just looking at that, having sliced my fingers enough when cutting things.
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#33 is pure genius - I wish I'd thought of it!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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'life hack'.
What an utterly pointless and incorrect misuse of a word.
How is ones life being hacked? Identity theft, now that is life hacking, or manipulating your DNA to regrow a severed limb, that is serious life hacking!
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Munchies_Matt wrote: that is serious life hacking! Impressive, but X-Man you are not.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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This is precisely the point of these images, making fun of a concept so ridiculous that even its name does not make sense.
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#46 - I use mine as a sleeping bag.
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I remember a comedian:
We were poor growing up.
My dad gave me a clear plastic bag and a rubber band...
Told me it was a space helmet...
For some reason... These reminded me of that.
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Is the urge to eat more fruit just pear pressure?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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No pressure, I just grape them by the pussycat.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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that is just purée nonsense
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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Go ahead - anjou yourself and bosc in you laurels. Well, this may comice a surprise to you but some of us like it.
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No that's getting your dock sucked.
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Did your duck get sick lately?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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From the perspective of an anorexic perhaps :P
With friendly greetings,
Eric Goedhart
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I think I will drupe in on this. In the end, they all get stoned.
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Does that mean that pear programmers are fruity?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Yep! Totally bananas!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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That made me quince.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Orange you glad these fruit puns exist? The shear number of them is kiwi-ng me. Dragon fruit through the bottom of the pun barrel is plum useless, but gives you apple time to think of more.
Thats what I got, Peach Out y'all.
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