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"Dear FirstName,
I hope you're doing well. I'm writing to provide you some information regarding the upcoming "
Gartner thinks I am special.
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Anonymous
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This is why I use obscenities as my first name when I sign up to most websites ... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Anonymous
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Many people use obscenities when they mean to use my name. 
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Are those mistakes or are they just adding adjectives?
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I like to think of them simply as "colorful metaphors". 
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Better than a bunch of "Dear John" letters from people you don't know.
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It's better than this (came from someone named "Clamydia"):
Dear John,
I was thinking about you last night. What's your name? I bet we'd be a good fit. What are your interests?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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or
Dear FirstName,
Please to help me get $1,000,000,000,000,000 Euros out of my country.
whoever@somewhere
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Anonymous
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Is a peanut an overzealous urologist?
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Urine trouble with that one.
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Sounds like he a Urethra! moment.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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early night tonight otherwise I'd pass on that comment
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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Going to go lay prostrate on the bed till its all over?
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Sounds like a fly-by-night operation
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This just gets bladder with each post.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You people are all just taking the piss.
Software Zen: delete this;
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You gotta be kidney!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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And a Pecan is where they go.
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Ravings of a peanut:
THE new convenience you cannot live without!
Freeze-dried Urea!
Just a Teaspoon in the Toilet => stir; => flush!
It's just that easy!
Try it ! Buy it!
Comes in Shorts and Quarts!
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Easy on the Eyes Too !!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Once I had to tell a peanut, "I cashew peeping around there too long".
Jeremy Falcon
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I kidney not.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Instead of a witty response I will relieve myself of such duties.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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