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Is a peanut a lunatic legume farmer?
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Is his daughter called Nutella?
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No that was my former bossette. She was from Italy and lived well up to that name.
I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins.
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Nut wishing to cashew any feelings that I just want to pecan you for cheap thrills, I none the less have my filbert of this seedy thread.
(Raisin the bar a bit)
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As usual you are off the pop corn. You just walnut give up!
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Don't worry - I won't be totally pistachio for that remark.
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Bean there, done that.
/ravi
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Bean there? A rather dahl place, wasn't it?
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Indeed. Got me stewing for quite a while. Definitely not my fava bean.
/ravi
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Hominy of these posts will there be? I guess we'll need to wait lentil it's over.
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I've broth a lot with me.
/ravi
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Do you almond if I join in? I walnut take too much time...
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I don't think anyone shell mind.
/ravi
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the legume connects to the assume,
the assume connects to the absume,
the absume connects to the ...
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Yeah. I have (by inheritance) some unwished dealings with this elephanted-up so called company Computershare. I call them Computerelephant.
Of all really kr@ppy companies, government agencies, borked up immigration controls, and whatnot else, these elephanting elephanters are by far far the worst. Grauss' dealings with Telstra are like a sunny walk in the park by comparison. (OK only the last one is a slight exaggeration.) They are Aussie too but I am dealing with the Great American branch.
It has been going for years. After many other pains I am stuck here: Now the shares finally are in my name, but it is impossible to sell them. I need to link a bank account to my Computerelephant account. Logical. I need to verify my identity. Logical. So they do this by mail. Logical. I request that mail. Logical. They "send" it. Does it arrive? What do you think. I request it again. They "send" it again. Does it arrive? What do you think. I call them and they mumble this and that. I ask for a super. "Certainly Sir. I will connect you." Connect me to permanent hold. Arrrrrrrghhhh
Everything about this so called company elephanting inhales. Their website is unnavigable. Their service staff is polite but 9/10 speaking total nonsense. Arrrrghh...
Do I feel better after this rant? Not really but whatever. 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Sound like you need to inherit from a different baseclass.
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True that! But now I am stuck in legacy problems.
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For the linkage - perhaps if you opened the new brokerage account and told them to collect your shares? Sometimes the corporate-corporate interface works better.
Or, find out where some of them live . . .
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Perhaps I did not. They were there before the aforementioned inheritance.
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Pigeons vs. Australian Internet (Hungry Beast) - YouTube[^] - Warning: it's Australian, so expect fowl (and foul) language and swearing. Headphones advised at work).
I can understand Christian Graus' eternal complaints about Telstra rather better now...
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Telstra is on the Australian governments protected list, along with platypus, echidnas, hairy nosed wombats among others.
I kid you not.
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Okay, I need someone to fill in the blanks with the internet problems in Australia. 50 words or less.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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OK - Australia is a big place. Politicians of both sides agreed that everybody should have high speed broadband. They called it the NBN National Broadband Network - Wikipedia[^]. One side wanted to implement the whole thing using optical fibre. The other side wanted to do a hybrid of copper and wireless with a bit of fibre saying it would be quicker and cheaper to do and work just as well. They won. Here we are. It's over time and budget (50 billion A$) and doesn't work.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Well not forgetting the back ended it into telstra's [useless aged] infrastructure; the other telco's wanted a piece and were willing to pay, but the govt [having sold the once publicly owned telstra for the second time] wouldn't let the others play. telsta of course having no competition [by law] simply put the money in their pockets and did nothing to improve their end except held the price artificially high, (again because they were guaranteed exclusivity).
The cost overrun? guess who was responsible for putting the thing together, they simply didn't care because somebody else was paying the bill, even fully signing off and paying for work that they knew was below spec.
It's not the NBN that failed (the connections work fine when the initial bodgy install is fixed), it's the service provider that didn't/still doesn't deliver [and give a sh*t].
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