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2-Oct-17 3:58

Right after I published my article series, I realized I forgot to do something in the code....

Crap on a cracker...

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ZurdoDev2-Oct-17 4:03

ZurdoDev

2-Oct-17 4:03

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I forgot to do something in the code....

Crap on a cracker...

I look forward to reading an article that explains how to do that in code. Should be entertaining at the least. $Shucks | :-\$

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

lopatir2-Oct-17 4:06

lopatir

2-Oct-17 4:06

the robovac can do that

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OriginalGriff2-Oct-17 4:08

2-Oct-17 4:08

Please, no pictures. Dead | X|

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Dan Neely2-Oct-17 4:59

Dan Neely

2-Oct-17 4:59

var d = GetDigestiveSystem();
d.Anus.SphincterOpen();
d.LargeColon.StartPeristalsis();
while (!d.LargeColon.Empty)
{
    Sleep(1000);
}
d.LargeColon.StopPeristalsis();
d.Anus.SphincterClench();

Seems a bit short to make a whole article out of.

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#realJSOP2-Oct-17 5:12

2-Oct-17 5:12

you forgot to put this line before the while loop:

d.Target = new PersistalisTarget(TargetType.Cracker);

Without that change, crap will be literally everywhere instead of being just on the cracker.

ZurdoDev2-Oct-17 5:29

ZurdoDev

2-Oct-17 5:29

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Without that change, crap will be literally everywhere instead of being just on the cracker.

And the QA person who has to test this thanks you very much for catching that first.

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

Dan Neely2-Oct-17 5:30

Dan Neely

2-Oct-17 5:30

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
crap will be literally everywhere instead of being just on the cracker.

So on par with the rest of the day so far then...

lopatir2-Oct-17 4:03

lopatir

2-Oct-17 4:03

remove your hard coded password(s)?

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#realJSOP2-Oct-17 4:27

2-Oct-17 4:27

I wish it were that simple...

Gary Wheeler2-Oct-17 7:13

Gary Wheeler

2-Oct-17 7:13

Ah, but that's what the never-ending stream of article updates is for (also to keep your article on CP's front page).

Software Zen: delete this;

#realJSOP2-Oct-17 7:23

2-Oct-17 7:23

I'd rather just "set it and forget it". Smile | :)

DeathByChocolate3-Oct-17 2:48

DeathByChocolate

3-Oct-17 2:48

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Crap on a cracker...

Remind me not to come to your dinner party!

Wink | ;)

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Richard Deeming3-Oct-17 4:57

Richard Deeming

3-Oct-17 4:57

"It's just Nutella, honest!" Laugh | :laugh:

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I know some Russian twins

DeathByChocolate3-Oct-17 5:09

DeathByChocolate

3-Oct-17 5:09

You may have just ruined Nutella for me!! Dead | X|

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The pompey2-Oct-17 3:45

The pompey

2-Oct-17 3:45

Russ and Ian

Re: I know some Russian twins

Basildane2-Oct-17 4:49

Basildane

2-Oct-17 4:49

I have a Russian sound engineer on my staff, and a Czech one too.
Czech One Too. Czech One Too.

I know a girl who is half British.

Munchies_Matt2-Oct-17 3:39

Munchies_Matt

2-Oct-17 3:39

Tish.

:P

OriginalGriff2-Oct-17 3:43

2-Oct-17 3:43

Sorry, no - I know her and she is only 4/7th British I'm afraid.

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The pompey2-Oct-17 3:46

The pompey

2-Oct-17 3:46

Had a bet somebody would call me up on the Brian one as being matmatically incorrect....I also bet it would be you...so I was almost right.

OriginalGriff2-Oct-17 3:56

2-Oct-17 3:56

The "Brian" one was mathematically correct: Br and 1/2 i from British, 1/2 i and an from Indian.
How could I possibly quibble with that? Wink | ;)

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The pompey2-Oct-17 4:02

The pompey

2-Oct-17 4:02

Yeah that was going to be my reason when you squabbled it too Laugh | :laugh:

OriginalGriff2-Oct-17 4:30

2-Oct-17 4:30

Ah, you know me so well! Laugh | :laugh:

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