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TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote: Don't you know he just invented a new tense: implied pluperfect quasiperfect
FTFY
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Whether it's caffeinated or decaffeinated, coffee is associated with lower mortality, which suggests the association is not tied to caffeine "I have measured out my life with coffee spoons"
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I just skimmed it but they probably totally ignored that coffee drinkers usually have a routine. I also didn't notice anything about 1-2 pots a day
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Drink, don't bathe (or embalm). 
TTFN - Kent
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Odd. The passage of my life is measured out in shirts.
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For the past year or so, legal and financial authorities have been investigating the Prime Minister and his family over charges of corruption after pressure from opposing parties in Pakistan as well as public outcry. If I was going to guess which font first went to court, I could have picked Comic Sans
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The situation reeks worse than a portajohn at a chili cookoff; but by asserting that the font wasn't commercially available until Jan 2007 (office 2007) when it was released with Vista in November 2006 the experts who wrote the report have shot their credibility in the foot[^]; even though that release still post dates when the likely forged documents were created. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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This case is getting couriorser and courierser.
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This story begins, as they so often do, when I noticed that my machine was behaving poorly. And they say investigative journalism is dead
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did you check the usb connection?
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Dang! You just triggered a dream from last night about my computer not working.
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I see that he already tried turning it off and back on again!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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The move to functional programming began, in earnest, about a decade ago. No thanks, I'm happy with GoSub
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Why does it get easier? Because you don’t have to keep track of the state of the system.
No, that's why it gets harder. Because the real world is stateful. Just try to explain the state monad to someone who doesn't have a deep understanding of FP.
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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A monad is a monoid in the category of endofunctors, what's the problem?[^] 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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So programmers need mono?
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Who you calling a monkey? 
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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That was a great read (still reading actually)
Marc
Latest Article - Create a Dockerized Python Fiddle Web App
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Years later I still can't decide which part is my favorite, Lambda Calculus and Pascal being denounced for being insufficiently C like, Ritchie's project prior to C/Unix, or the Java/C# descriptions (although C#'s more rapid evolution since the piece was written has gone a large way to undermining the implication Iry made for them).
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Microsoft is killing off Windows Phone 8.1 support today, more than three years after the company first introduced the update. This is how it ends, not with a bang, but with a post to Microsoft's support site
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That headline overstates it slightly - Windows Phone 10 limps on.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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The headline is correct. The w10 version is called Windows Mobile again. Windows Phone is dead. (Until the next random rebranding anyway.)
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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It's still rather click-baity.
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And we all know there's never any clickbait in The Insider.
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Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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