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LOL!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Positively brilliant. Love it.
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He listed Hadoop twice! 
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Quote: Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications.
Rapist: Hadoop, murder, arson and hadoop.
Hedley Lamarr: You said hadoop twice.
Rapist: I like hadoop.
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C#/C++?
Is he equating those lowly C++ primitive beings with evolved and smart civilization that has intelli-elephanting-sense?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Just realized that 'lazy' is not on mine!!! Going to fix it...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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"Also, I'm proficient in Pikachu."
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Sounds like you're a voyeur with hay-fever. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Pretty!
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Is a masseuse a woman who is paid to rub it in?
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Do they need payment for that??
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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It kneads some thought. Oil think about it for a while.
Not that it rubs me the wrong way, but, will it have a happy ending?
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W∴ Balboos wrote: will it have a happy ending?
He said "rub it in", not "rub one out".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Well, if you pay her enough...
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Reminds of Sting's "Massage In A Bottle".
/ravi
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Massage in a brothel?
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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/ravi
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Groan, what a painful pun.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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It puts the lotion on its skin.
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All alone, I queue on a Steam Ship! (9)
The answer was ONELINESS - anyone care to explain?
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"Solitary" is too short - bother.
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I = One
queue = line
Steam Ship = SS
Must say, it's a word I've never heard before. Well done OG.
Andy B
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Archaic, but it implies "single" without "lonely", or "mad cat lady". 
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