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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Bingo. You're up tomorrow!
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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For the extra checkbox to get subscribed newsletters. And one checkbox to rule them all.
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At least their intentions were well aand it's not like they want us to confirm anything every day now.
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Don't forget the extra "the" in the Email Consent Form text 
Quote: Because of the the Canadian Government. Sorry.
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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And yet, if they didn't do it, people would complain too.
Jeremy Falcon
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Quote: Excellentwrittenandverbalcommunicationskills
From a nice unsolicited email from a recruiter for a well known technology company. Should I apply? Seems that adherence to their requirements are optional. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Nobetternot.
My belly tells me that they know no humor in such matters. Laughing at them because of the irony probably is a capital offense which would get you fired. They would probably even hire you, just so that they can fire you for that.
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Not looking, I like where I'm at. Just thought it was a humorous bit of irony.
And yes, If I did apply, I would point this out to them in an interview. I think they would like to know that for whatever circumstance that the errors occurred that their recruiting email was fraught with errors.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Do it!
Give them a taste of their own medicine !
(insert maniacal sardonic laughter here)
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S Houghtelin wrote: Seems that adherence to their requirements are optional.
Seems that they desperately need someone to fill that vacancy! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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If I were you, I'd remove all spaces from my CV and send it to them!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It was broke, so I fixed it.
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My thoughts as well. Though I'd remove punctuation and carriage returns as well, just for good measure!
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That's the new word I learned today. And I would just love to build one.
What? You don't know what they are? Look here.[^] It's a nice website, by the way.
At the bottom you can make the robot transparent and look how two different mechanisms may work. For the electronics, I would suggest the microcontroller unit for a multicopter, which also has a three axis gyro and is built to control multiple motors. Best an open source device, so that it's easier to adapt the software.
Edit: Arduino? Deodorant rollers? A beach ball? Great idea![^]
modified 10-Jul-17 7:49am.
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I have looked at various ways to do it. There are easier ways to do it by keeping the drive & balance in the 'head' opposed to the body with a system crawling around. Have a look for Mike Senna's BB-8 
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This leads us to the next question: What can that thing do? Not really much except rolling around.
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Well, for one thing chasing animals (neighbors cat for example) and small children. If you had some form of tracking for the balls position you could add a lighter to give a thumbs up...
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How about building two football teams of them? We would need to add a camera and aprocessor to find the ball, the other players and the goal and give it control over the robot's movement.
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Hmmm, I am debating about building one. I up for a game of footie if you can find 'em. From experience building one is fun, more than one is work! 
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I'm just trying to find a purpose for that thing. I doubt that some Empire will be after me in the near future, nor do I have any secret information that I could entrust my loyal robot with. I don't even know any rebels who would be interested in my secrets.
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I quite enjoy Cracked as a time-wasting website, but in the last couple of years they've gotten a little too "activist" for my taste. It seems like every damn thing that happens in the world these days is an excuse for a rant or a not-very-interesting "exposè" piece that tells me nothing I didn't already know...
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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Oh, well I just found it. So the novelty is still there. Give it time, I'll get jaded.
Jeremy Falcon
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