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They stop calling each other.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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After a lot of recursing?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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After lots of arguments I suppose.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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They start communicating through delegates. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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They get refactored in divorce court.
Marc
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They start calling each other names.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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When their returns are void. Sometimes they just need to switch it up a bit.
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They return to their parents.
Do you know why functors break up? They are tired of being treated like objects.
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And down at the court house the have to get inline.
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this ends when nothing can be kept private
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Hey, she wouldn't stop pinvoking me so I had to call the marshal. Our information was all out of order. Everything got sorted though and I think we'll be interoping tonight 
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I'm sure there's a procedure to handle this in an exceptional way.
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... and why do they break up? One function realised the other was just a facade.
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If my algorithm is too weak, will a stronger CPU save me?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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No, you need a GPU for that.
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Can I use my FPU to emulate a GPU? 
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Only if you are using GNU!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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This whole thread stinks - phew!
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That'll be the burning VDU
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Absolutly not. Even the best CPU wont help you with bad software.
A stronger algorithm can also work on a weak CPU. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Nah, it will still take a fortnight.
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Good. Then I can tell my boss to leave me alone while it is calculating.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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megaadam wrote: tell my boss to leave me alone while it is calculating
No.. tell your boss that you need a newer faster machine. Just make sure you have an excuse ready for when it doesn't run much faster.
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Nothing can save you from your algorithms.
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"Mend a raving mad group of interconnected shapes." (4,7)
Good luck, should be easy enough for a Friday.
Andy B
modified 16-Jun-17 3:56am.
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