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given your sig, I think a bottle of maple syrup would be appropriate...
Ken 
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Farmer, not alien. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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True, perhaps some lemonade
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It never worked, but I was still able to access downloads on msdn.microsoft.com.
Now that page says:
Good news! Your subscription(s) has been migrated to a new portal.
Not good news to me. Using the exact same login credentials:
Sorry, we couldn't find any downloads for you.
Thanks, Microsoft. 
And yes, at some point several months ago I called their help #, was on hold for 1/2 hour, ended up talking to someone from India who said she had to escalate the problem, and no one ever got back to me. I ignored the issue because the MSDN site still worked. 
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: the MSDN site still worked
Well, that's one I have rarely experienced.
My working hypothesis is that when MS staff start emitting Cerenkov radiation they are sent to the MSDN gulag to work on documentation where their descent into dementia can be ignored.
Oh, was I just unkind ?
«Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.» Miss Piggy
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Works on my machine! 
On the blue bar at the top, do you have "Showing: ..." with a drop-down arrow next to it? Try clicking that to see if you've got multiple options. I have "Visual Studio Professional (MPN)" and "Visual Studio Dev Essentials", with a different list of downloads for each.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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When you log in the visualstudio.com did you get asked if your account was "Provided by your employer" or a "Personal Account"? (or something along those lines)
If so, I found out that you always have to choose "Personal Account", even if it's employer supplied. I found that nugget buried under a trash heap in the corner of the internet.
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Some doctor stole the top part of my left femur and replaced it some exotic alloy, ceramic and plastic.
Surgery Monday morning, home Tuesday afternoon. Ain't modern medicine grand?
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Mike Mullikin wrote: Some doctor stole the top part of my left femur
Lesson here is that you should not trust people who wear white coats. I'm pretty sure we learned in school what a femur is, but had to look it up anyway
Mike Mullikin wrote: Surgery Monday morning, home Tuesday afternoon
With just two days its hardly "being back"
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Welcome to the Metalwork Club: your membership card is already installed, and will be checked at every airport, court, and other security scanner!
Mines my right shoulder, rather than a hip - hips are my brother's speciality, he's on his fourth I think. (Being allergic to surgical steel means his don't last more than ten years at best: something they found out almost immediately after fitting his first one)
Do your physio and you'll be fine! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: Mines my right shoulder
Right ear for me
OriginalGriff wrote: Welcome to the Metalwork Club: your membership card is already installed, and will be checked at every airport, court, and other security scanner!
Luckily mine gives me no problem with that. Titanium and too small
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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Welcome back; I had a hip replacement twenty years ago; gave me another life
cheers, Bill
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Some doctor stole a piece of my intestines. Not fun to be in a hospital and see computer-screens displaying errors. Been looking for the CodeProject Q&A logo on each screen.
It's good to be back. I missed being a PITA for the rest of the board
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Some doctor stole a piece of my intestines.
Sounds like fun. Did you notice the theft at the time, or was it later when you woke in a ice bath and counted your kidneys?
Hope the removal has sorted whatever the problem was?
When do they let you eat normally again?
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Sounds like fun. Did you notice the theft at the time, or was it later when you woke in a ice bath and counted your kidneys?
I went 'voluntary'; that's what it is called if it is the only remaining option.
OriginalGriff wrote: Hope the removal has sorted whatever the problem was?
When do they let you eat normally again?
More comparable to a software-patch than a solution, but even that is progress if the computer stops crashing. Got permission to eat all I can. May take a while before that works again, which means I have a good excuse to go for the best beef
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Got permission to eat all I can
"eat all I can" not "want" - so they are already saying it will not be fun,
how about liquids? are you allowed to "self anaesthetise" ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) ??
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Lopatir wrote: "eat all I can" not "want" - so they are already saying it will not be fun,
I should focus on protein. IIRC, that means less veggies and more meat.
Did not ask about alcohol, already can guess it does not mix well with morphine.
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Oooo yeah - sous vide steak with pepper sauce ... :slobber: :dribble: :HerselfIsCookingSoIt'llBeChickenTonightDamnIt:
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Recipe? Never tried to cook sous-vide, but got some time to try stuff
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You need a water bath and a vacuum sealer, but...
2 tbsp black peppercorns, ground
2 tsp garlic powder, (or ground dried garlic)
2 rump steaks, about 8 ounces each.
Sauce:
1 tablespoon butter
2 teaspoons vegetable oil
3 tablespoons brandy
150ml heavy cream
1 tbsp ground black pepper
1 tsp onion powder
1/2 cup beef stock
Dozen or so whole peppercorns
Method
Mix the ground pepper and garlic.
Put the steaks on a board and trim away any extra fat. Press the pepper mixture onto both sides of the meat, coating it completely.
Seal the steaks in a vacuum bag, and Sous Vide at 56C for at least 60 minutes (more doesn’t hurt at all).
Melt the butter with the oil in a heavy frying pan over a high heat. Brown the steaks for 30 seconds or so each side. Remove and place in a warm place.
Pour in the brandy to deglaze the pan, scraping the base then lower the heat and add the onion powder, pepper, and stock. Add the whole peppers and cream slowly and stir them in (as usual, don't add cream to boiling liquid - the stock should help reduce the temperature nicely!) Add any juices from the meat, and serve.
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OriginalGriff wrote: You need a water bath and a vacuum sealer, but...
No need for an expensive vacuum sealer; submerge a ziplock in water (keep top dry), add contents, close ziplock. Not completely vacuum, but close enough.
Sounds good with those spices, so thanks for the recipe!
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I tried the ziplock ones to start with, but they were a PITA: next to impossible to reuse because they don't clean well, and they don't hold a vacuum for long. Having a sealer (even a cheap non-chamber sealer) means you get a better vacuum and it lasts for years. Means you can vac-pack food and freeze it, and it's good for up to two years since the bacteria can't grow hardly at all at -18C and near total lack of oxygen. You can't reuse them either, but they are a lot cheaper than the ziplocks.
I get through around £35 a year in embossed vacuum bag rolls! (But it means I can buy in bulk when it's cheap and fill the freezer.)
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Put like that it may be worth the investment. Going to consider it
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Sounds delicious!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
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