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If a squid is using the restroom, is it octopied?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If it stays inside too long, will you be shooting fish?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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they will leave their ink everywhere
Sin tack
the any key okay
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"Won't be long...just a quick squirt"
Cheers,
Mick
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A programmer is a person who always checks both ways when crossing a one-way street.
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I'm a sucker for squid jokes.
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That one's kraken me up!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Silly pun, you should be sorry,
Picking on poor calamari.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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That's a sucker joke if ever there was one.*
* Actually, no - squids are not normally 8-armed. Hang your head in shame.
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So, you go to the home page of Azure, and down at the bottom is a "Visual Studio Subscriber?" with a link to "Activate Now."
Where does this take you?
To a useless page with a "Buy a Subscription" button.
But I have a subscription, and I want to activate it!!!
And this is why I run away screaming and stick with Amazon EC2.
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Marc Clifton wrote: I run away screaming
Next time, please post a video of such for our entertainment.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: Next time, please post a video of such for our entertainment.
I'll forward you my ex-wife's email address. She has such a video. 
Marc
Latest Article - Merkle Trees
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Had similar - something to do with clicking on the email from your subscription confirm email or something (I don't recall) - I emailed the "subscription services" people and they resolved it.
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Click me.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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What a waste of good beer (and candy). 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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... you ate it all yourself. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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True that!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Just updated to Windows 10 with the creator(?) update.. it made me go through the privacy settings again but things look (unless I'm mistaken) a little bit different.. Choose privacy settings for your device^
- Diagnostics - Off, but says "At the basic level, you'll be sending Microsoft less data to help fix errors you encounter."
- Tailored experiences with tailored data - Off, but says "The tips you get will be more generic and recommendations will be less relevant to you."
- Relevant ads - Off, but says "The number of ads you see won't change but they may be less relevant to you." (I think I might prefer to enable an irrelevant ads feature in this case
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This is why I have Mac and Linux boxes as well.. Microsoft is just pushing users like me away.
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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I would say I already had those messages and I haven't updated to creators yet.
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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The fanboys and the wu-maos will tell you that you have no privacy already so Mickeysoft is right and you are wrong and would you remain forever with n old OS like Windows 7? (BTW: my answer is "yes, if Microsoft continues down this path").
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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den2k88 wrote: no privacy already so Mickeysoft is right and you are wrong and would you remain forever with n old OS like Windows 7?
Whelp. Not giving away data ends in less relevant content. I don't say it is bad, but I feel like MS is getting the piss for being too honest with their users.
After all, I don't hear the same claims and blames for Android devices as often, but let's be honest - Who'd think that MS is sucking away more data than Google? I'm not saying it's less (I'd guess they're pretty much even), they just happen to be a bit more honest about it.
modified 18-Apr-17 9:21am.
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I think that there is a bit difference here...
For instance - while using Google for search, Google does collect information about you and may (or may not) push some adds with different relevance... But Google didn't took a penny from you!
On the Microsoft side, I have to pay $200 to get the Os, and then it start bombing me with adds, for instance about Office, and I have to configure and re-configure it to stop, and then they update the OS (mostly without asking me) and add more settings and levels to prevent me from removing those adds and let me start working...
I have no online secrets (or to be precise: my secrets are not online) so have no problem that Google measure my browsing as a payment for it's services, however, the moment I payed for a software I claim all the rights to make it mine own... And while it do not care much for the info they collect I do hate all those disturbing moments when W10 try to outsmart me...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: For instance - while using Google for search, Google does collect information about you and may (or may not) push some adds with different relevance... But Google didn't took a penny from you!
I had my eye on Android - I pay way more for a smartphone than I do for a Win 10 license, and I bet they're grabbing more data than the POTUS is grabbing lady crotches. Surely I can turn off location and so on - But that sorta defeats the purpose.
Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: On the Microsoft side, I have to pay $200 to get the Os
See above. I pay for the Hardware but the OS of the phone still collects whatever the heck it wants.
Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: And while it do not care much for the info they collect I do hate all those disturbing moments when W10 try to outsmart me...
I'm entirely with you on this - But I sometimes feel like many here have double standards and are a tad faster to whine when it comes to MS.
Other big players do the same, or do you think an iMac isn't phoning home just because of its shinyness? I'm not saying that data collection per se is a bad thing - But only bashing MS for letting you choose what you share (that's how I udnerstand Brent's OP) is not really catching the issue at its roots.
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Marco Bertschi (SFC) wrote: But only bashing MS for letting you choose what you share (that's how I udnerstand Brent's OP) is not really catching the issue at its roots.
Then you got it bad...
The point is...
Switch it OFF and that means... you still send "basic" data
Switch it OFF and you still received publicity, only less adapted to you
Either they change the label and say "send more, send less", "get cool ads, get crap adds" or they leave the OFF and then shut the f*** up and let us alone...
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Nelek wrote: Switch it OFF and that means... you still send "basic" data
As you have done in earlier versions. Or how did the crash reports get to MS?
Nelek wrote:
Switch it OFF and you still received publicity, only less adapted to you
Switch it to crap ads, remove tiles. Problem solved.
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Marco, you told:
Marco Bertschi (SFC) wrote: (that's how I udnerstand Brent's OP)
I just answered you explaining what the point was, because I think you are missing the point of the rant (at least as I understand it)
Marco Bertschi (SFC) wrote: Problem solved.
I don't have any problem with it. I know there are a lot of possibilities to get ride of that.
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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