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Neural nets are starting to wake up. These pickup lines, generated by a neural net maintained by research scientist Janelle Shane are much more interesting than standard pickup lines. The AI will take over!
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That's almost as good as a Zero Wing pickup line generator!
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"All your booby are belong to us"?
But really, don't these people have something useful to do with their time?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You have no chance to resist make your time. Take off every bra. For great justice.
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What you say ??
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: don't these people have something useful to do with their time?
Didn't you read the article? She's a research scientist!
So, no, she doesn't.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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You're right. I should have thought about it, before asking such a dumb question.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"You must be a tringle? Cause you’re the only thing here."
Girls don't want to hear they're beautiful, they want to hear they're triangle 
This neural network is spot on 
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Combine it with the "I don't know you" line, and you've simply guaranteed yourselves a pickup.
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You must be a tringle? Cause you’re the only thing here.
I'm baffled by this, not Tringle not Triangle.
According to Dictionary.com, Tringle is...
1690-1700 French: curtain rod, rod, alteration of Middle French tingle; compare Middle Dutch tingel lathe
Which isn't enlightening either particularly, with respect to the chat up line. Their main usages come from Anthony Trollope's Ayala's Angle and make even less sense given the definition:
He had told himself a score of times that, poor as he was, he did not want any of the tringle money.
To her Mr. tringle had knelt before he had taken the elder sister.
This new world would be a much better world than the tringle world.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Wow, I read that wrong, but I've never heard of a tringle anyway 
I liked the triangle one better 
Anyway, that neural network went pretty deep into history to come up with that pick-up line 
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Sounds like they were translated from Chinese in the "best" Chinese English tradition.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I'm seduced. Is this neural network single though? 
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Given the amazing pickup lines it pumps out, I'd be surprised if it still is single.
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Pity. I never felt like a triangle before.
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Many pickup, much laugh. Wow.
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The well known technique of baffling someone into bed.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Long held back by proprietary licensing issues, the D language's official compiler is now open source for all, a first step toward broadening its user base One less excuse to learn D
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F that, #ly.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"D co-creator Andrei Alexandrescu has cited three key obstacles D would need to overcome."
Others have added a fourth: nobody cares.
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There's a new zeroday attack in the wild that's surreptitiously installing malware on fully-patched computers. It does so by exploiting a vulnerability in most or all versions of Microsoft Word. Security experts are reporting that Microsoft will patch the vulnerability on Tuesday.
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Sean Ewington wrote: Security experts are reporting that Microsoft will patch the vulnerability on Tuesday.
And they will gladly pay for it on Thursday.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Half of the web still runs on Apache's web server, but one third already uses Nginx, and the gap is closing fast. W3Techs has a closer look at the detailed statistics and trends. Seven years ago, Ngix only had 3.9% market share.
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Well, what works for Russian hackers...
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A hacker has been blamed for setting off more than 150 warning sirens in the US city of Dallas over the weekend. The noise "woke up a lot of people." Solid reporting.
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