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Member 10112720 wrote: was my first computer, and you never forget your first love. 
Now that's true. Here is a picture of my first computer[^], three months ago.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Brilliant. It shows the age of the hardware when your debugging tool is an oscilloscope!
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Grandpa Elf needs a checkup once in while, especially when I rejuvinated him with yet another self built expansion. Just recently we found a really simple way to add a USB port plus a controller chip to read and write the FAT32 file format on a memory stick. Looks like the old computer will soon use a memory stick as SSD.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yes but is it still the same old computer when you're adding new parts to it? "I've had this mop for years. Its only had two new heads and one new handle". I suppose the case is original...
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You can say that about any machine that has been repaired and restored often enough. Is the Mona Lisa in Paris still the original painting after those centuries, almost being destroyed and restauration?
In this case it is still the old computer because I replace parts only if they are defective and my new expansions sit on new boards which can easily be removed by simply pulling them out of their bus slots. Preferably when the power is off.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Bah, proper computers use ferrites. 
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Those memories came out of fashion just before the Elf kit was made. They may have had a certain steampunk charme, but they also were bulky (in size), small (in capacity), expensive and slow. The short but important time when people built their first computers from scratch or a kit led straight to the first computers sold in stores. It would not have happened like this with that sort of memories.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Both computers were very similar in their general capabilities, but perhaps you can spot the most important difference:
This[^] is a game I used to play a lot. Look at the screenshots and compare them to the screenshots from the C64 version.[^]
And you know that the Commodore Amiga was the direct descendant of those 8 bit Atari computers, just as the Atari ST was designed by the guys who made the C64? These were hard times for loyal fanbois.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I f@rt in the general direction of the C64!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My personal experience with VS2013 and VS2015 Community Editions is that they do the job. I do not claim that they are the best compilers or IDEs out there (they certainly are not the best compilers), but they have never crashed on me.
Your mileage obviously differs from mine.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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This has happened before, whenever I had to work on this particular module. I suspect it's the older version of the entity framework that somehow makes Visual Studio think it needs to cache so much. What that could be that slowly fills all memory while Visual Studio does nothing for a few hours? Who knows.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: (cr)app
CDP1802 wrote: Mickeysoft Memory Hog
I want to care about your problems but every time you post you show that this is completely personal and emotional for you, not rational and logical.
You do seem to have way more problems than many others so perhaps your feelings are just, who knows. Or perhaps you are doing something different than everyone else.
If you hate Microsoft so much I suggest changing vendors so that your stress level can be reduced.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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And here we go!
How you celebrate your own heart attack is your affair, of course. It may be frustrating for a troll, but by now you are getting more emotional than I ever did.
So, Mr. Rational Logic, in which universe was it ever acceptable that a program grabs a few gigabytes of memory (plus some bonus for using also as much virtual memory as it could get) while it was supposed to be standing by?
Or was it ever acceptable that this program just barely left enough memory free to allow the OS to come out of standby?
Only in one thing I agree: I'm better off without them. Ever since I started to throw out Mickeysoft or at least not chasing after the next new version of something, my life has become a little less comfortable and also totally boring. Most of the smaller or nastier surprises have ended.
And that's the point where you totally misunderstand me. I'm not angry and I'm not on a crusade. I'm just happy for every bitter cup that passed by me and any dead thingie I did not waste a second of my time on.
Sorry if I confused you, but I learned the politically correct way to deal with junk and the company that runs in your door to get rid of it in Texas. To those not accustomed to this it may appear to be anger. Is there anybody here from texas who can tell him what happens when we get angry?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: you are getting more emotional
Where did I show any emotion? Quite telling that your response is making this personal.
CDP1802 wrote: And that's the point where you totally misunderstand me.
I hope so.
CDP1802 wrote: but I learned the politically correct way to deal with junk and the company that runs in your door to get rid of it
Which is what I suggested you do. Glad to see that you will be moving away from Microsoft so we don't have to see these rants anymore. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: so we don't have to see these rants anymore.
Who is 'we'? Are you talking of yourself in the third person now or is that the pluralis majestatis, your lordship?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Who is 'we'?
I am guessing, and I could be wrong, that I am not the only one tired of the Microsoft whining.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: whining
So that's how you see it? Do you really think that I made that up? What would you tell some kid in Q&A when it came with a memory hog that nearly crashes the system? And do you really think they just forgot to fix such errors? Really. No, that's by design. One more reason to lay some more money on their table for the next version, in hope of finally getting something you can work with. At least until they overdo it a little and their customers began to run away.
Only once in the last ten years they got it right. That was when they ate some humble pie after Vista. Unfortunately that did not last for long and they behaved worse than ever before. Playing along with that looks like masochism to me and I don't want to be so dependant on anything they make that I have no other choice anymore.
Flipping burgers sounds good as long as it does mean that Mickeysoft does not try to run my life by telling me what I may work on, how I may do it, what tools I have to use, what conventions I have to follow, letting them censor my work before they graciously let me sell it in their (cr)app store. And the best thing: They let you pay for this service. They even fleece you better than our government, because they are quicker to take their cut before you have to pay taxes on what they left you as income.
The only thing that I don't understand is why you guys don't simply visit the nice but stern ladies in the institute for naughty boys once in a while and get off a little cheaper.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: So that's how you see it?
Yes and for 2 simple reasons.
1. Because you talk about Microsoft immaturely. Mickeysoft, (cr)app, etc. Once or twice is fine to show your are frustrated but when you use name-calling every time you refer to them, you can't be taken serious.
2. When someone simply points out that you have other options and/or that things could be worse you then attack them personally.
These 2 reasons remove all credibility.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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1) Could it be that I would like to express that I don't take them seriously anymore? Pretending that they are harmless clowns keeps me from really getting angry.
2) No, I can live well with other opinions. Do as you think it's right. The only thing I don't buy is your often very sweet and innocent way to ask how someone can always think so bad of the poor dears. Simple answer: Because they are crooks. They would gladly take away a lolly from a politician, who in turn just took it from a baby. If they need to, they would send an army of the morally lowest lifeforms, known as lawyers. The only thing that counts is money. Hold it high enough and they will pretend to be your humblest servants, at least until they can grab the money. Make it too easy for them and they will make you their humblest servant. And still grab your money. I don't really think that you are so naive as you pretend to be, but it also makes me wonder why exactly you play such games.
For example, you could be a troll who tries to enrage people by deliberately playing it sweet and innocent. Didn't you always think I was getting angry?
Or how about strategically positioning your company's 'agents' in social media to calm down any 'unwanted situation' before it gets out of hand? Now don't come and tell me I'm paranoid again. I attended the meeting when my former bosses got some advice on how to deal with social media. Is that it? Are you on their payroll?
And if you really are just such a fanboi that you are really unable to see what you are defending, then I forgive you and leave you alone. Just don't call me a hater anymore, or paranoid or...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Could it be that I would like to express that I don't take them seriously anymore?
Of course.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: You do seem to have way more problems than many others so perhaps your feelings are just, who knows. Or perhaps you are doing something different than everyone else.
Sounds to me like he's [trying] to get real work done so it's undersanable he runs in to more of the faults in ms software than those just doing light office work or checking their email.
ms does have a long known history for not fixing bugs that real devs run into, instead trying to focus on the basic users - I mean fair enough as that's where most of their business is, but it does not mean when hard core devs get fed up [and point out the real faults that do exist] they are instantly "haters."
It's the same as the fanlemmings that buy production line 'sports cars' - you don't see pro drivers driving those off-the-rack models without a lot of complaints either do you? And even after they modify their cars they will still complain about shortcuts the manufacturers have made and never fixed. They drive their car hard, at the limit - and devs likewise drive their systems hard. Even the top gear team complained about the latest BMW, they always complain about aston, are they then 'haters'? Of course not, they are realists.
Problem is fanlemmings [like I guess you for ms] not only never see past your simplistic fantasy world to admit there really are issues and attack anyone that happens to point out any problems - real problems. The sort of person that would buy an Evo and never go over the speed limit let alone drive if it starts raining.
yes ms have good products, but they also have bugs and have often made stupid choices in those same products. Not a hater, a realist.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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So because I wonder why he hates Microsoft so much that makes me a fanlemming? Or because I don't have the same problems he does that I am not a "real" developer and not doing "real work"? That's tells me you are not rational enough to have this conversation. Have a good day.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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rational enough to tell the difference between someone reporting real issues and another replying that he's just being a hater.
dream on mate, you're the one that's lost the plot, big time.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Lopatir wrote: rational enough to tell the difference between someone reporting real issues and another replying that he's just being a hater.
Clearly not. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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You [CDP1802] and Mark and now Loptair add on a ton of assumptions to my simple remarks. That's on you.
what's that called when everybody is telling you the same thing and you still don't get it?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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