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The Enterprise observations are definitive, NASA doctored theirs so you wouldn't notice they hand draw everything from memory and keep the telescope budget for beer and cookies.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What worries me more is that Kirk was looking for a quasar[^] there. That's one of the things I would not want to take a close look at.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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He's got shields: provided he bothers to raise them in time, he'll be fine.
If he doesn't, Spock'll pull his chestnuts out of the fire... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yes. Nothing in the universe, except maybe a Supernova for a brief moment, has the energy output of a quasar. Shields will help about as much as wearing a scarf, mittens and a coat.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Scotty'll boost the shields. It's impossible, so he'll only get it done at the last possible second.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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All that while they are looking for a lost shuttlecraft. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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And delivering emergency medical supplies!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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But not before finding that shuttlecraft. They should have sent that High Commissioner to Taurus II to help searching and then 'accidentally' left him there.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You wanna try that link again?
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Huh. The caret worked, both A elements looked good, and I re-posted and now it seems OK.
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Now it works.
OK, so it appears that bikers are going to fall face first into a massive pile of elephant sh*t. Is that what I'm reading?
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Ah, you must be the optimist. 
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The optimist would have said "really fluffy throw pillows". 
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Link still does not work!
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Beware of heaps of buffalo dung?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I don't think I ever saw a buffalo in Arizona, but quite a few buffalo hunters. It's a wonder that the sign has not been used for target practice by them yet. Fake!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: buffalo in Arizona
There are some up at/near the north rim of Grand Canyon.
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Typical directions in Arizona: Drive east on road xxx for five days and six hours, then look out for a sharp turn left. I really wonder how many were too busy with a telephone and did not see that turn coming. In that case a sign will not help very much.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 30-Mar-17 9:55am.
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Thanks for the warning! I was just about to jump on my bike and take a small trip from Stockholm to Phoenix...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Nice job putting the boulders in place so the highway dept had to put up a warning sign. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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You have been invited to a project of designing a program that can compute the total cost of sending a parcel from Namibia to other African countries. You are told that the cost of sending parcels is N$2.00 per kilometer. You are also told that, in addition to the cost of sending parcels, customers can be charged the following optional charges:
• Insurance: 5% of total cost of sending a parcel.
• N$50.00 for sending parcel via express service or overnight service.
Write a program in vb 6.0 to enter distance to be send by customer form other African transport. The program must select sending parcel service and display the total charge of the parcel
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Wrong forum. Wrong site in fact; we won't do your homework for you. Try rentacoder.
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Member 13093446 wrote: he program must select sending parcel service and display the total charge of the parcel
And if the destination is Nigeria, wait until they deposit the inheritance of a long lost relative into your bank account (after providing your personal and banking information) and then buy out the postal service and mail to every school a HughesNet satellite dish and a computer for every child so they can download Python from the internet BECAUSE NOBODY PROGRAMS IN VB6 ANYMORE except (and I kid you not) someone I know that has written some software that I have to interface with. I'm serious (about the last part.)
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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