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So I won't be meeting a tall, dark, handsome stranger, or be going on a long journey?
Even though it was 100% right?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Seriously, I just visited a commercial website that had javascript snowflakes "falling" down the screen! 
So if anyone wonders where your dopehead friend from programming school many years ago works now, just ask me and I can tell you! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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If it doesn't have a sparkly cursor, he must have dropped out of school a week early.
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Cursor trails is where it's at!
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Especially if bgcolor="black"!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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<blink>blink text, blink text...is this thing on?! </blink>
Blink text was the best of the best! 
Alas, Netscape. Alas. 
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That reminds me of this emoji... 
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: That reminds me of this emoji...
I missed a serious opportunity in my original post!!
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What, no link? Where's the fun in that?
Jeremy Falcon
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Tropical Cyclone Advice 1 (QLD)[^]
Its going to get a bit rough up there in North Queensland. Hopefully the preparations made will save lives.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Stay safe and god luck. We are entering hurricane season here in a few months and know the power of nature as I've gone through several.
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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I'm actually about 1000K south of her, but will still likely get wet feet as she turns into a rain depression and heads our direction later in the week. Still, thoughts are with the people up there - there's a pretty good chance she could be category 5 before hitting landfall.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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They're nothing to play with, never been through and category 5 and hope I never do but been through many lesser ones. Nature is awesome and I treat her with much respect.
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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I am so glad she isn't going near Dallas.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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<Totally gobsmacked that they called it Debbie!>
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Debbie is probably the most common female name of my generation over here - I know at least 7 of them.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Why have I a sudden urge to do an Eric Idle impersonation?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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So it's like a dining table -- boy, girl, boy, girl...
Didn't it used to be only girls' names?
But:
Wallace (wol-is)
They can leave me out of it!
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The bitch seems to be sitting off the coast cranking up the power. Hopefully she will move sooner rather than later as she will not dissipate till she gets over land.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Oh dear!! My sister's just flown out of London to the Gold Coast to visit her daughter and grandkids.
I can't wait for the earache when she gets back.
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